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The huge college freshman figured he'd try out for the football team.
"Can you tackle?" asked the coach.

"Watch this," said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a
telephone pole, shattering it to splinters.

"Wow," said the coach.  "I'm impressed.  Can you run?"

"Of course I can run," said the freshman.  He was off like a shot, and, in
just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash.

"Great!" enthused the coach.  "But can you pass a football?"

The freshman rolled his eyes, hesitated for a few seconds.  "Well, sir," he
said, "if I can swallow it, I can probably pass it.


Submitted by Ty B., Phoenix, AZ

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