uh, . . .it's a guestbook.

Phineas Gage - 11/14/00 18:50:35 My Email:Gage1980@email.com greatest published author of all time: William S. Burroughs favorite bird: Hawk is elvis alive and if so, where?: no if you could visit any time in history, when & where would you go?: present time occupation/most time-consuming hobby: sound alchemist 2nd greatest published author of all time: Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Comments: I think you are a member of my karass. Although the poetry does not stand up to harsh literary standards much of it is humorous. THE BAGEL STORY KICKS ASS!!!

Evan Athsma - 09/19/99 19:55:22 My URL:http://come.to/athsma/ My Email:Evanathsma@hotmail.com greatest published author of all time: David Joe Smothers for his series, "finding jesus trapped within puddles of inner soul pudding: How I lost my virginity in a nunery and was still allowed to collect germs and molds for the salvation army: Thir world chapter. Where he wrote ever so eloquently, " The time was right and the days grew short. As Jacob rubbed cocks through holes in doorways of crackhouses unsen by prostitues stranded by police coming home form folk concerts and gospel readings of me abolife packaging and pez box puzzles." Beauty in art? I think so. favorite bird: Dodo is elvis alive and if so, where?: Yes, Titan, right by the pool. if you could visit any time in history, when & where would you go?: Yesturday, Athens. Ga. occupation/most time-consuming hobby: Writing words and sentences forming essays and letters concerning ego maniacal thoughts and concerns on the self and the mind in drug-addled blur of imagery and unusual word usuage scream across dirty paper cro sing and crossing typewriters clicking loudly in wee hours at the hands of wild eyed eccentrics. 2nd greatest published author of all time: Somewhere between Vonnegut and Thompson lies a safe ground.

Comments: I love you more deeply now than ever and it grows daily. I cannot wait to join you and be together forever. Soon the waiting will be over and we will be forever beloved. We already are. Loves and kisses, Evan.

Mike! - 09/12/99 00:54:47 My URL:What me html? My Email:msb3k@juno.com greatest published author of all time: Mersedes LAckey(or Rumiko Takahashi) favorite bird: The robin is elvis alive and if so, where?: Yes, in KAs vegas making good money as an elvis impersonator if you could visit any time in history, when & where would you go?: Feudal Japan occupation/most time-consuming hobby: I really need to get a life... 2nd greatest published author of all time: Piers Anthony, or Douglas Adams, or Neil Gamian

Comments: Hey...its about time I signed this thing huh?:*S* Give us more crud. I hope your doing well!

Richard - 06/06/99 00:49:49

Comments: We need more crud! Now! Don't make me come over there!

Richard - 06/06/99 00:49:36

Comments: We need more crud! Now! Don't make me come over there!

Richard Hollander - 05/18/99 03:27:38 My Email:crowbarman@hotmail.com favorite bird: Lucy

Comments: I'm in Java House on Friday! I'm reading two things. This has nothing to do with the fact the I'm dating the girl running it (Lucy). I was going to read three, but one was banned by the school board. I'm so proud. I'm also going to prom, under duress. OK.

Stephen - 03/26/99 18:56:14 greatest published author of all time: Michael Chrichton favorite bird: seagull is elvis alive and if so, where?: I dunno if you could visit any time in history, when & where would you go?: 77' occupation/most time-consuming hobby: HARDCORE! ATL PUNKS!!! 2nd greatest published author of all time: ann rice

Comments: Punks and Skins never say die!!!

evan d. - 02/03/99 02:36:04 My URL:you give me too much credit. My Email:alas, once again, i am a pathetic atechnological loser. greatest published author of all time: L'Engle, MARK Vonnegut (haha tonja, i get my petty revenge here.. .oh wait, fuck, i do like sir kurt as well, but you know that already) favorite bird: those really big poofy blue ones with the thingies on the wings. . no.. oh yeah, those are in the other world. . . is elvis alive and if so, where?: well, there's those three guys in the ward who kept trying to convince me they were the King. . only two of them succeeded. . if you could visit any time in history, when & where would you go?: alas, at any other time, i'd've been relegated to either a dank prison-like place, an attic, or just hidden away so as not to shame the relatives, so i guess it's ok here occupation/most time-consuming hobby: counting dust particles (damn buggers keep moving) 2nd greatest published author of all time: Jospeh Conrad

Comments: hey squeetonja, i'm going to call you when i get off of this thing. damn, that almost sounded funny. just switch one letter in a preposition there. .. aw hell, you know me to well to fall for that me trying to sound like a suave bastard thing. you see through my schemes of attempted nonloserliness, but i fail repeatedly (what does this mean? there must be a greater context behind the obvious that i am, but maybe i am destined to be a cheesy fuckup. as my station in life, i could upset the balance of he universe by, say winning the lottery and becoming a success, no wait, but then i'd still be pathetic, just rich, too, so bring on the winning tickets, for i have no fear of cosmic ramifications at this point) you asked me last time we spoke what i tho ght of the point in seeing things different & all (you remember) & i couldn't answer you right at the time- the point is to see it & remember, even if you change later. to remember every piece of it & then you become one of the people who brings color fr m your world to this dreary bleak black&gray&white ness that is earth. still love you in that noncommitally relative of some kind way.

Wes - 12/21/98 22:25:14 My Email:shit...i forgot greatest published author of all time: Douglas Adams, George Orwell, The guy who wrote clockwork, Orsen Scott Card, favorite bird: finch is elvis alive and if so, where?: yes, in my neibhors lawn if you could visit any time in history, when & where would you go?: the early 80's in LA....Fun stuff was happing occupation/most time-consuming hobby: was a telemarketer, but now i just look out side and watch my grass grow

Comments: great page Tonja....

Evan Athsma - 12/14/98 06:53:49 My URL:http://come.to/Athsma/ My Email:Evanathsma@hotmail.com greatest published author of all time: Douglas Furvand for his novel, "Why the sun should just rot in hell like a bastard." Where he wrote the powerful line, "If I was a better man, I would walk right up to a water buffalo, smack it in the face and say, BITCH! But I'm not man enough to do that. I'll just talk about it behind it's back." favorite bird: Tonja (and dammit I need not explain. is elvis alive and if so, where?: Elvis is most definatly dead. But even so I stand firm in my belief that he should still tour. People are so obsessed with him it wouldn't matter. Just prop him up on stage and play a tape. if you could visit any time in history, when & where would you go?: Where ever you go, I follow my love. occupation/most time-consuming hobby: Playing in my band, "The Backstreet Boys," they call us. Look me up in ten years. Not even I will know what I'm doing! 2nd greatest published author of all time: A million monkey banging away on word prossesors for ten million years producing the ultimate working class anthem.

Comments: I was sitting around my room tonight, playing with a Rubics cube and wondering what to do. You had long since gone to bed so the option of a late-night philosophical love ramble was out of the question. I scoured my mind to find something to alliviate the boredom which is late night when it came to me! I picked up my 1000 piece puzzle and walked over to the desk. "What an amazingly wonderful idea I've had," I thought! And with that I threw the puzzle away and began to read through your web page again. Ye ods, I love the creativity which breeds inside your mind! Only, after reading I was left with the same dillema. What to do? Sign the book yet again! So I have. I love you more than the world. We shall speak tomorrow. Sweet dreams.

brad - 11/23/98 20:31:38 My URL:http://thrdwav My Email:thrdwav greatest published author of all time: richard jordan favorite bird: eagle is elvis alive and if so, where?: no if you could visit any time in history, when & where would you go?: visit american indians they were a beutiful people occupation/most time-consuming hobby: work 2nd greatest published author of all time: sam kieth

Comments: your page is pretty crescent fresh!!! I liked what you wrote about how reading changed your life. I think it teaches a kid tolerance of things that people will never understand.I really liked how you talk about the kid's who were fighting against something they'll never understand, that was m all the way in high school . cool bands you got on your page. do you like apocalypse hoboken? they're a local band where I live in chicago. I don't know how well known they are though so you might not have heard of them. Good luck in becoming a college p ofesser, it'l be pretty hard i bet. maybe someday i'll right a book and you can teach your class about it or something.... squee rules... happy noodle boy...oi oi oi

- 11/17/98 04:04:22 greatest published author of all time: Rush Limbaugh favorite bird: eagle(or the finger) is elvis alive and if so, where?: performing fellatio on Hoffa if you could visit any time in history, when & where would you go?: Grease Lightening Era occupation/most time-consuming hobby: Bitching and moaning 2nd greatest published author of all time: Neil Bortz(AM 750)considerably to the right of the Regan Administration

Comments: you sound like the type of person that, like, sits in your room and reads and draws and stuff. You probably live on a deadend street in a small town and stuff... in the south... a small rich town... where you scrawl obscure "punk" lyrics on the walls... ext to drawings and various clippings of Absolute Vodka advertisements... While we knock on your window and you dream that we're bugs.

Elvis Presley - 11/16/98 23:00:24 My Email:shollander@mindspring.com is elvis alive and if so, where?: If I told you that, they'd kill me. if you could visit any time in history, when & where would you go?: before the paunch occupation/most time-consuming hobby: hiding

Comments: It's to easy to accidentally submit one of these things. Also, why are people so obsessed with me? I'm supposed to be dead, remember? Get over it.

Elvis Presley - 11/16/98 22:57:24 My Email:shollander@mindspring.com greatest published author of all time: don

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Richard Hollander - 11/09/98 21:48:13 My Email:shollander@mindspring.com greatest published author of all time: you favorite bird: you is elvis alive and if so, where?: your house if you could visit any time in history, when & where would you go?: your house occupation/most time-consuming hobby: looking at this page, waiting for more crud 2nd greatest published author of all time: you again

Comments: The world needs more crud! Write more crud now! ARg!

Jonathan Brisby - 11/04/98 16:25:43 My Email:jbrisby@hotmail.com greatest published author of all time: John the baptist favorite bird: The one twix my legs is elvis alive and if so, where?: John lennon killed him. if you could visit any time in history, when & where would you go?: My own death to ask some damn good questions. occupation/most time-consuming hobby: Sleeping, School, Wishing I could date a cute girl. At night My hobbies differ. 2nd greatest published author of all time: Matthew

Comments: I don't have time for a good chat now. I'll be back though. Does drinking chocolate milk through a straw make you as horny as it makes me? Do you realy love me? Could I eat cupcakes at voices? Why do you condone drug use? Is there life after death? Wh t is that crusty stuff on the keyboard? Will you marry me?

Jonathan Brisby - 11/04/98 16:24:21 My Email:jbrisby@hotmail.com greatest published author of all time: John the baptist favorite bird: The one twix my legs is elvis alive and if so, where?: John lennon killed him. if you could visit any time in history, when & where would you go?: My own death to ask some damn good questions. occupation/most time-consuming hobby: Sleeping, School, Wishing I could date a cute girl. At night My hobbies differ. 2nd greatest published author of all time: Matthew

Comments: I don't have time for a good chat now. I'll be back though. Does drinking chocolate milk through a straw make you as horny as it makes me.

Xiphiod Eirias - 11/03/98 16:52:08 My Email:Avendeirias@yahoo.com greatest published author of all time: Clive Barker favorite bird: raven is elvis alive and if so, where?: Yea in the oval office if you could visit any time in history, when & where would you go?: early Russia occupation/most time-consuming hobby: Equestrian 2nd greatest published author of all time: J. M. Auel

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10/26/98 11:56:23

Name: Bad Bunny	My URL: Visit Me
My Email: Email Me

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Just surfing. Thanks.

pablo - 10/25/98 19:40:02 My URL:http://www.ftn.net/~pablo/index.html My Email:pablo@ftn.net greatest published author of all time: hesse, sartre, hemingway occupation/most time-consuming hobby: photography, writing 2nd greatest published author of all time: see above

Comments: hey, thanks for signing my guestbook and commenting on my writing. just dropping by to say thanks, and to let you know that I'll return when I have more time, so I can read your stories. Thanks again!

Richard Hall Hollander - 10/17/98 02:21:09 My URL:http://what's a URL? My Email:shollander@mindspring.com greatest published author of all time: Isaac Asimov favorite bird: The one I saw today singing on a power line at Mercer University is elvis alive and if so, where?: I am not priviledged to divulge that information. if you could visit any time in history, when & where would you go?: To my childhood to tell myself not to be such a dork (I was a dork in a bad way, not like you) occupation/most time-consuming hobby: sleeping (what else does one do for 7 hours a day?) 2nd greatest published author of all time: Tolkien

Comments: Your poetry is without a doubt the best poetry I have ever seen on the internet. On a scale of one to ten, your poetry holds the distinction of being the only internet poetry with a positive rating; the only internet poetry that did not make me consider uing Mindspring. I do not believe your story about the alien in your brain. It is clear to any thinking person that it is patently false. As any fool knows, we are not in a spiral arm of our galaxy, but rather between two arms (of which there are far fewer than sixteen) Maybe you picked such a big boyfriend because we were all smaller than you in middle school. If I didn't know you, those pictures of you would have turned me on. The last statement is false. If I didn't know you, I wouldn't be here.

jessica e. woods - 09/26/98 19:59:40 My Email:jwoods@arches.uga.edu greatest published author of all time: still clive barker, but harlan ellison is moving up there on the list... favorite bird: flying fish...do they count? i mean, technically they're not birds, i know that, but they do fly....well, whatever... is elvis alive and if so, where?: yeah, actually, he hangs out up here in athens all the time, see him with michael stipe and the other r.e.m. dudes all the time, in fact i bought him a pint of guiness last weekend...man can that guy put away a dri k... if you could visit any time in history, when & where would you go?: this time next year, just to ensure that i still have the hope scholarship...also...the day the first sorority came into existance, so i could prevent it from happening thus making my roomate infintely cooler. occupation/most time-consuming hobby: school, sleep, solitaire (great game, that), avoiding internet/e-mail battles, reading, i smoke too much-could that be considered a hobby? 2nd greatest published author of all time: hmmmm....soooo much to choose from...lets see...oscar wilde? yes, yes...and that tonja hickey chick isn't bad...

Comments: tonja! hey baby! long time no see! got some new stuff up here, i like, i like...ok blah blah blah...i've been here before, you know who i am, so thinking of a really indepth comment would be useless, right? or i could just be feeling quite lazy right now. .either way....love ya sweetheart...! i'll talk to you sometime soon, come up here and visit me! keep up the good work, your work always amazes (and shames) me...

Cindy - 09/25/98 10:14:21 My URL:http://www.zecrets.com/users/cindy My Email:cinth@usa.net comment: Nice page.... please come visit my site :-) Thanks, Cindy

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Bryan Akria - 09/25/98 09:02:13 My URL:http://members.aol.com/Janus1o1/The_Janus_home_page.htm My Email:Janus1o1@aol.com greatest published author of all time: mmm..... no comment favorite bird: .... no comment is elvis alive and if so, where?: ELVIS IS DEAD!!! if you could visit any time in history, when & where would you go?: .. haven't decided, but now looks pretty nice to me. occupation/most time-consuming hobby: Video-games 2nd greatest published author of all time: .... same as trhe first

Comments: First off, changing the backround color of your Geust Book might be a kind gesture toward some of those atleast contimplating signing it, or possibly reading it for that matter. But second off, if you don't know whom this is, just look about a see who is round me, other links on my page, but yes you do know me. Thirdly(as if the second thing was something worth giving it it's own number). I have no particular reason for signing your guest book but for that mear hope of being noticed I guess so Bon Voyage!

Charon - 09/20/98 02:18:49 My URL:http://home.earthlink.net/~nitecki My Email:nitecki@earthlink.net greatest published author of all time: uh, thats a toughie, either Douglas Adams or HG Wells favorite bird: raven is elvis alive and if so, where?: hes alive and hapily drinking Pan Galactic Gargal Blasters on the planet Shmoo if you could visit any time in history, when & where would you go?: ten minets ago to stop myself from falling down thoes stupid stairs occupation/most time-consuming hobby: stareing out the window trying to write, but wondering why the HELL that stupid bat keeps throwing himself on the window 2nd greatest published author of all time: Orwell

Comments: hoi chummer, I like the stories, a nice surealistic style, very intelligent;-)

Heather DeWitt - 09/13/98 05:08:35 My Email:Fallnpoet@aol.com greatest published author of all time: I'm too tired to answer questions like these right now favorite bird: crow is elvis alive and if so, where?: if i told you, i'd have to kill you if you could visit any time in history, when & where would you go?: oh god, more hard questions occupation/most time-consuming hobby: writing...i used to work at Kroger...but we won't go there 2nd greatest published author of all time: ME!!! wait...i'm not published...unless the Voices magazine counts

Comments: Well...I returned....I'm glad you're showing up at Voices. It's cool to have you around. Ok...I'm tired. Goodnight and sweet dreams.

Jennifer - 09/10/98 20:45:38 My Email:KathanaSedai@hotmail.com greatest published author of all time: Robert Jordan favorite bird: The one I'm giving right now is elvis alive and if so, where?: Shh! He's sleeping! You'll wake him up! if you could visit any time in history, when & where would you go?: Tudor England. OFF with her head!! occupation/most time-consuming hobby: Do you see what I'm doing now? It's pretty time wasting 2nd greatest published author of all time: David Eddings

Comments: Mmmmm....Mmmmmm...Mmmmmm....Mmmmmmm. I'm humming a happy song, can't you tell? Stupid happy pills. LOOK WHAT THEY'VE DONE TO ME!!!!! -zzt- electro-shock always makes me feel better. Erik gave me this link so you can blame him for this crap.

Rachel Vaughan - 09/10/98 01:55:07 My Email:DrearyBaby@aol.com or Jasminlark @ aol.com greatest published author of all time: Poe favorite bird: Falcon is elvis alive and if so, where?: Yes, last I saw him he was in my neighbor's carport if you could visit any time in history, when & where would you go?: I'd want to vists Hitler and ask him why. occupation/most time-consuming hobby: Writer for now, Drafter in the future. 2nd greatest published author of all time: Emily Dickinson

Comments: I would come up with some nifty or witty thing to put here but it's too late and I'm too tired to ask my brain to think. Through blury sleep deprivation vision the sight looks really good. Ok, Now I'm going to bed.

Brendan Coyle - 09/10/98 01:47:12 My Email:wervil@aol.com greatest published author of all time: Quenthrope. (pregalactic magician/timetraveler/scholar) favorite bird: charles is elvis alive and if so, where?: gee. it really is hard to believe that some one so healthy could have died so young if you could visit any time in history, when & where would you go?: to Quenthrope's academy(or Ireland before other civilisations did force their dogmas and restraints upon it occupation/most time-consuming hobby: art/analysing 2nd greatest published author of all time: Richard Hickey(of the netherworld)

Comments: hi tonja, its Brendan from schooldays. i made it to college and am studying art. grand. how are you doing? write back. i have to go and partake of your homepage, cheerio

Erik 'Militant Bum' Stauss - 09/09/98 14:24:12 My Email:Hoorah21@aol.com greatest published author of all time: hmmm... h.b. reece or jim morrison favorite bird: wtf? is elvis alive and if so, where?: probably haunting tonja if you could visit any time in history, when & where would you go?: 1969, woodstock occupation/most time-consuming hobby: school/usmc (RSS JBO HOO-FUCKIN-RAH!!!!) 2nd greatest published author of all time: Torie Wright (for when she gets published if she hasn't been already)

Comments: Am i one of the 'in' croud now? am i 'hip'? am i in the clique? am i 'with it'? please? i just want to be accepted... PLEEEASE LIKE ME!!! PLEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!

fred goldberg - 09/08/98 15:22:40 greatest published author of all time: lawrence durrell

Comments: In response to your bagel poem, what was that old story about the monk who was going around begging for food and a leper reached over to put some food in his bowl and just then one of his fingers fell in. The monk was absorbed and ate it anyway. Aside fro that, your page has got some interesting corners in it.

Irvin Cannaday III - 08/26/98 18:05:10 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Athens/Forum/5067 My Email:irvinc@usa.net greatest published author of all time: Richard Wright favorite bird: Robin is elvis alive and if so, where?: Yes. He's hiding in the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of fame if you could visit any time in history, when & where would you go?: USA 2198 occupation/most time-consuming hobby: Computer system support/ Web page 2nd greatest published author of all time: Langston Hughes

Comments: After filling out all these blanks I forgot what I was going to say... Oh yeah. I like you poetry and will come back to visit your site and read more. Keep up the good work and good luck.

Evan Athsma - 08/07/98 03:32:59 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/SunsetStrip/Underground/1485/mind.htm My Email:Evanathsma@hotmail.com greatest published author of all time: Either Hunter S. Thompson or Douglas Adams. Though Tonja is pulling me closer and closer into the world of Kurt Vonnegut, but hey I'm not complaining. I have also always been partial to the writings of Jesus C rist. I really enjoyed his second book, " If this shit ever happens again I'm gonna start kicking kids ", where he uttered the imortal line, " Don't tell dad but sometimes I sneak off to hell for a couple hours with Joan of Ark. That'd probably piss him o f and you know how those Southern Baptist parents are ... " favorite bird: Tonja .... Sorry, it's an old Gangster movie thing ... It's just a term ... I'm sorry ... Ummm, well... I ... umm. I'll shut up. is elvis alive and if so, where?: No. Smoking cigars and taking speed with Tupac, Hoffa, & Nixon on an island somewhere off the coast of Cuba. Odd though that he is indeed dead and he still has the ability to smoke cigars and take speed with Tupac, Hoffa, & Nixon on an island somewhere off the coast of Cuba. But I guess when you're rich and famous you get all kinds of special priviledges. if you could visit any time in history, when & where would you go?: Yesturday, just to meet up with myself and touch the finger of my self yesturday. Therefore disrupting the balance of space and time and destroying our reality. Just because I coul . occupation/most time-consuming hobby: Mastur ... no wait. That was before. Now it's just thinking about and being with Tonja. But it will always remain a firm second place. 2nd greatest published author of all time: Jhonen Vasquez ( another author/artist that Tonja has recently brought to my attention )

Comments: I love your page. I love you. Ummm, that's about it. I could go into multiple explanations of how I actually was the gunman that killed Kennedy but that would take to long considering the fact that I was born in 81'. It's a long boring story ( actually it s the most amazing story in the history of man. Filled with mystery and hilarious singing mice. But If I tell you now then I don't get all that money from Disney. ) and I don't feel like sharing right now. To recap: 1: I love Tonja. 2: I love this page. 3: I killed Kennedy. 4: I can't sustain conciousness for more than ten minutes at a time. Well, actuall the last one was a lie but such is life.

Mark Sexton - 07/28/98 15:20:35 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/SoHo/Museum/7875/index.html My Email:M.R.sexton@exeter.ac.uk greatest published author of all time: Graham Greene favorite bird: Robin is elvis alive and if so, where?: Chipping Norton if you could visit any time in history, when & where would you go?: Here & now occupation/most time-consuming hobby: Student/ writing& reading 2nd greatest published author of all time: Nabokov

Comments: Nice page i like your poetry, keep up the good work.

Kara Townsend - 07/03/98 10:02:42
My URL:http://www.dynamicSex.com
My Email:dwebmistress@yahoo.com

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Hi! I was surfing through GeoCities and saw your page. Pretty Cool! My name is Kara. I am 24 years old and live in San Diego, CA. I have been teaching myself HTML for the last several months. Please visit my site, Kara s dynamicSex and tell me what you think of it. I will be adding pictures of myself within the next couple days. I would love to exchange links with you!

Patti - 05/31/98 06:39:59 My URL:http://noneyet My Email:calliopeal@yahoo greatest published author of all time: Mary Gaitskill favorite bird: Mocking bird is elvis alive and if so, where?: nah if you could visit any time in history, when & where would you go?: 17th century Europe occupation/most time-consuming hobby: Mom 2nd greatest published author of all time: Assimov (sp?)

Comments: Exsqueesite =0)

Markus Laumann - 05/30/98 03:52:31 My Email:wsgb05d@prodigy.com greatest published author of all time: Ginsberg favorite bird: Raven is elvis alive and if so, where?: No, but in my basement. Behind the fridge. if you could visit any time in history, when & where would you go?: Medieval Japan occupation/most time-consuming hobby: computers/occult 2nd greatest published author of all time: whoever wrote the Electric Koolaid Acid Test

Comments: I told you I would find your page. I remembered the address! Be proud of me, or something. Long time no see. Now what have you missed in my life... 1 Birth of my Daughter (LuAnna Avalon Laumann) DoB: March 25th 2 I joined the Marines. Will be an Electronic Ground Warfare/Intelligence Specialist (Hacker/Linguist) 3 I am a wrestling Area Champ (x2), and a 2-time state placer (4th & 5th). Relate to me your college lifestyle and the status of your future ?english professor? job. Later, Markus

Evan Athsma - 05/07/98 02:14:11 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Hollywood/Theater/9648/ANTIGONEONLINE.htm My Email:ecolimen@aol.com greatest published author of all time: God ... HA , got you !!! I believe it was Either douglas adams or Billy Wayne Fearful just because he put the line , " she wound her hands physicalls around my manhood and proceeded to cry" in his book favorite bird: GOGO is elvis alive and if so, where?: ask Tonja if you could visit any time in history, when & where would you go?: Early mankind , where with my superior intelligence and kung-fu fighting ability would be worshipped as a God of sunder . occupation/most time-consuming hobby: Masterba ... ummm , I mean self-loathing , and being love lorn . 2nd greatest published author of all time: Sister Boom Boom Shabaz who gave us such powerful works as , " I ain't riden on no riverboat you cocksucker " and " Never look a Arabian prince in the elbow " .

Comments: I really don't have much to say . Hey Tonja , nice page !

Gazombo the Destroyer (some call me Scott R. Jeffries) - 05/05/98 04:47:11 My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~lcband/litnet.html My Email:matlock2@hotmail.com greatest published author of all time: SAUL BELLOW SAUL BELLOW SAUL BELLOW (did i mention Saul Bellow? I don't think so...SAUL BELLOW) favorite bird: The brown booby. Or maybe the blue tit. I just like hearing National Geographic say their names with a straight face. is elvis alive and if so, where?: Yes, he is living the crisper in my refigerator. if you could visit any time in history, when & where would you go?: Last Thursday, so I could pay my phone bill on time. occupation/most time-consuming hobby: Staring at the cieling and pondering life (and sometimes, I am the lead singer in a band and a student) 2nd greatest published author of all time: SAUL BELLOW SAUL BELLOW SAUL BELLOW (or did i already mention him? i don't think so...SAUL BELLOW)

Comments: Well, I wasn't going to sign the book, but I was drawn by some hypnotic force. So here I am. You signed my guestbook so I thought I would visit your site. I found your poems, especially Butterflies, extremely titilating (that does NOT mean sexually-aro sing, contrary to popular belief). I will return to read your stories when I have more time. Right now, I devote my time to staring at the cieling and pondering life so I just don't have much time for anything else. What else can I say? "Whomp." That kinda says it all. So, yeah. Go to my band's website if you haven't already, buy a cd, and worship us till the day you die. And so there. May your forehead grow like the mighty oak.

squee, goddess & creator of this webpage. - 05/04/98 00:31:30 My URL:http://if you don't know. . . My Email:ccsu0547@earthlink.net greatest published author of all time: tie: kurt vonnegut, hermann hesse, wordsworth, william s. burroughs, kafka, & c.s. lewis because he gave me that place with the trees where each pool of water leads to a different world. favorite bird: penguin is elvis alive and if so, where?: yes, last sighted heading north on I-75 if you could visit any time in history, when & where would you go?: a couple of places: 1. late 1930s paris, so i could sit & talk with simone de beauvoir & sartre, & co. (assuming i spoke french) 2. the library at alexandria before it was destroy d. 3. some major city in the persian empire during its height around 500 b.c.e. 4. others i have yet to think up. occupation/most time-consuming hobby: books, college (which includes many books, i suppose), trying to come up with an acceptable reality that includes both myself and a coherent comprehension of the book "naked lunch" 2nd greatest published author of all time: neil gaiman, the guy who wrote the comic book "the sandman"

Comments: ummm. . . damn, isn't that some great writing back on the webpage? the author must be a most stunning & gorgeous individual, who yet somehow manages to retain her admirable independence. i feel like i know her.

Jarom Warnick - 04/29/98 09:46:11 My Email:warnicj1@nevada.edu greatest published author of all time: Oscar Wilde--read "The Importance of Being Earnest" and you will know why. favorite bird: Golden Pheasant is elvis alive and if so, where?: He lives through me...I am his incarnate...just listen and believe: "Love me tender, love me true..." if you could visit any time in history, when & where would you go?: I would go back to the time of Shakespeare and Milton to learn the meaning of English, for my tongue lacks words, and my ear is weary from these Dark Days. It is time to develop a caste system. If I volunteer to be the first on the lowest rung, would you follow. We could be slaves to language, and get whipped periodically for uncouth grammar. No? Well, it had enthusiasm. occupation/most time-consuming hobby: I am in college, and I consume myself. No, that is not right. I am consumed with myself; yes, that is it! Yes, sometimes I appraise myself, weigh myself and buy for myself. Everything seems to be about me, nd everything else is a tree falling in an empty wood. Would that I could join with a unique and sassy lass, I would have no heart because it would be in the palm of her hand. I am an avid organ donor. 2nd greatest published author of all time: J.R.R. Tolkein...I know you are thinking: is he that guy I read in 5th grade? Yes!--and leave your misconceptions at the door! He taught me to enjoy reading again after I thought I lost that ability. It is a touching story, and there is always a tear in my eye when Boromir dies. I am sentimental and sensitive to developed characters dying. Perhaps, that is a bad thing if you are considering writing as a career. Instead of an and-they-lived-happily-eve -after, I would put "and they all lived." Do you fear death, or does it fear you? For it is taxing to accompany every soul to heaven's gate, knowing that you are eternal and above spiritual death. Thereby, death is just a slave.

Comments: Well, I hate to get philosophical, but I like to grasp at straws. Your heart has as much gravity as the sun, and it burns for that one attraction, love. Not bad...that was off the top of my head. Let me try again: Your heart is like an egg--it gets fri d, hardens and other people eat it. Somehow, that was not very accurate. Maybe the heart grows when you are young, and dies when you are old because you don't exercise it enough. Or, your heart quickens at first touch and beats a low key when another f miliar heart lies next to it. You may ask why I go on with this subject. I am obsessed. It is so sweet, yet I am on bread and water. I need some jam and some peanut butter. Feed me, Seymour! Sorry, It is late, and a large part of my brain is mush.

Buck - 04/28/98 14:21:28 My URL:http://www.zip.com.au/~buckb My Email:buckb@zip.com.au greatest published author of all time: Henry Miller favorite bird: crow is elvis alive and if so, where?: he's dead; I still don't know where he is. if you could visit any time in history, when & where would you go?: here's fine. occupation/most time-consuming hobby: writing/guitar playing 2nd greatest published author of all time: William.S.Burroughs

Comments: Your story about growing up in the country revived some curiously represive notion in me. I especially like writing in the first person, it's balls and all and takes guts to do. If I can interest you in some spirituous, intoxicating elements please visit y web site...and sign my dreambook, please.

nick - 04/06/98 04:14:09 greatest published author of all time: I regret to admit that I have not read enough to make that conclusion. Personally, I believe that noone else has either. I'm sure that several other visitors have read much more than I have, but we are inher ntly limited to dominant English writters. Most of us have yet missed out on Cervantes and other renowned non-English writers. I like Heller-enjoyable read. favorite bird: swan is elvis alive and if so, where?: I don't think that I want to live in a world where the king is dead-hope springs eternal if you could visit any time in history, when & where would you go?: I should have been at Woodstock occupation/most time-consuming hobby: I have alot of hobbies but I think painting is my only classic hobby because I'm bad at it 2nd greatest published author of all time: I cannot judge. I like E.E. Cummings

Comments: I really enjoy your writing, but I think that you lack the pungent lyricism to aspire to greatness. What do you want to say. It seems like you're afraid to structure more personal writing in which you say all that you feel in a symbolic mission statemen of intent. I hope with all sincere intent that you don't allow this to discourage you in anyway, but I feel you will be more pleased with your writing.

jessie woods - 04/02/98 03:10:22 My Email:kielte@aol.com greatest published author of all time: hmmm...i'd have to say clive barker. or maybe brendan behan. or perhaps ms. plath...decisions, decisions favorite bird: still the crow is elvis alive and if so, where?: no, now he's dead. he only died recently, up until a few days ago he was living in my crawlspace. but, alas, one day, momma didn't have anything to make for dinner, and she didn't have a chance to get to the store ..and elvis had been getting nice and plump and juicy and--well, i'm sure you get the idea. i'm still picking bits of sideburn from between my teeth... if you could visit any time in history, when & where would you go?: the beginning of this semester, so i could kick myself in the ass and do some history essays for ap european, then i wouldn't be failing it right now...i'd also like to visit this ime next year, just because i'm really geeked out about what college is going to be like, and how i'll get along there. i'd like to put my mind at ease... occupation/most time-consuming hobby: [sigh] school...and stalking. well, not stalking per se...i suppose my problem is more of plain and simple obsessions...[sigh] but hey, at least i always have something to think about. that's a good thing, rig t? 2nd greatest published author of all time: oscar wilde...and trent reznor..

Comments: yo homey g-funk biznitch. how be it goin wit ya'? cool...you've got quite a site here honey (and i'm not just saying that to stoke your ego). i am duly impressed; i know that i, for one, would NOT have the patience to undergo such an...uh...undertakin...y ah...hey, look! my e-mail's fixed! now you can write to me! how wacky is that...uh oh...i hope i don't get a bunch of e-mail from some weird stalker type person who might try to find out where i live. oh dear god! what horror! i'll cross him one day, wi hout even knowing it, then i'll come home from school to find my cat splattered all over the front of my house...oh man, then what'll i do? i love my cat...i couldn't survive without it. he helps me make all my important decisions, like who to kill next, nd where to bury the body so the neighbors won't notice anything...he tells me what to do...oh kelly, i love you my little red babushka! oh, but i've said too much....

Carman, Zachary A (aka: the ManChild, the dark guy, ogre, and my personal favorite, the Unabomber Wannabe) - 03/28/98 03:10:23 My Email:dcarman@mindspring.com greatest published author of all time: a tie: W. Blake & W.S. Burroughs favorite bird: the middle one is elvis alive and if so, where?: Which Elvis? Costello or Presley? if you could visit any time in history, when & where would you go?: Around 08:02:79:1:?:?= becuase i would like to hold myself as a baby occupation/most time-consuming hobby: another tie: reading & the continuation of the list containing the names of the people, places, things, or ideas which i would like to dismember slowly with a cheese grater. 2nd greatest published author of all time: yet another tie: Aldous Huxley & C.S. Lewis

Comments: "what are the roots that clutch, what branches grow out of this stony rubbish? Son of man, you cannot say, or guess, for you know only a heap of broken images, where the sun beats, and the dead tree gives no shelter, the cricket no relief, there is shadow under this red rock, (come in under the shadow of this red rock), and i will show you something different from either your shadow at morning striding behind you or your shadow at evening rising to meet you; i will show you fear in a handful of dust. . ." -------------------------------------------------- "I pray God to rid me of God. The highest and loftiest thing that one can let go of is to let go of God for the sake of God." -------------------------------------------------- "The industrial-technological system [...] MAY eventually acheive a low level of physical and psychological suffering, but only after passing through a long and painful period of adjustment and only at the cost of permantly reducing human beings and many ther living organisms to engineered products and mere cogs in the social machine. [...] We therefore advocate a revolution against the industrial system. [...] This is not to be a POLITICAL revolution. Its object will be to overthrow not governments but he economic and technological basis of the present society. . ." -------------------------------------------------- Come to Daddy love and kisses, (well, not for YOU mr mozzela) i hate you zac zac zac zackjsiu9-e t=0q94=0qvb9n 3059 0ritkej avnia;lkamw59-0]90=9503moa9tiave aoepi6paeml;bakm a45ambba';re6libam9ia;6oia9p386q0-396=0-q90aew0a930-930=64q=-069q=069q[6i;lie60=960960q36=-q900689-re0=w96-06,=0-96,w064mkloe6890-w6]w-0im0-b m'awetop[a4 '[AERTLDRG'P EA STRMPOIEB MPOIAEBRMOPI3VWM'IOPmoi;'earbmo;i'bermo;ibtomi;bmiop4btm903465mopi4btm90-84b630-9b3mpoib34m0-98n,=-09b34m-98nb-90m8n690-m8n45ym0-wn54-0m40-mwn450-mn450-mokfkgfkfgewltr3w04590ogfpl ofoto450glgoto0 ice-9 love zac (if you know ALL the quotes, I'll give you a cookie-Z)

Cindy! I came back!!! - 03/25/98 05:36:17 My Email:kandee99 greatest published author of all time: Los amo todos mis libros! Look I can speak a Spanish! favorite bird: mockingbird is elvis alive and if so, where?: same place it was if you could visit any time in history, when & where would you go?: I think I would stop everywhere. I am a big geek. I'd like to meet Czar Nicholas II or maybe Jesus or maybe Karl Marx or maybe John Locke or maybe Stalin... so many choices... occupation/most time-consuming hobby: thinking (I think way too much, I need to stop.) 2nd greatest published author of all time: not Hawthorne

Comments: I didn't realize that everyone could see this. If I had I would have put something more meaningful the first time instead of some stupid trivia... This is neat. I'm tired and sick of living off coffee, caffine pills, and Adam's prozac (remind me to tell y u, that is a funny story)! I am going to sleep!!

the great CINDY - 03/25/98 05:10:42 My Email:Kandee99 greatest published author of all time: too many... favorite bird: mocking bird is elvis alive and if so, where?: yes, my closet if you could visit any time in history, when & where would you go?: it is so wrong to ask someone dubbed the goddess of history this question. I like too much and know that just about every other time really sucked for me, as a female. ugh. occupation/most time-consuming hobby: k-mart shoe department... 2nd greatest published author of all time: this is evil... why must you ask me these questions I can not answer!

Comments: hi! remember me? we talk on the phone sometimes. I think we had a class together once... hmmm... maybe it wasn't you... Zac and I were talking about you this afternoon! I just wanted to make you feel loved. bye love, cindy

heather dewitt - 03/24/98 19:30:53 My Email:Fallnpoet@aol.com or FynnBay@aol.com greatest published author of all time: Shakespeare, or maybe W.B. Yeats, or William Blake favorite bird: chickadee is elvis alive and if so, where?: i can't say, but i wouldn't rule it out completely if you could visit any time in history, when & where would you go?: i dunno occupation/most time-consuming hobby: i'm just a writer right now, but i'm gonna be a doctor someday 2nd greatest published author of all time: Dean Koontz, or Thomas Harris (i'm so indecisive)

Comments: This is a very...um.."different", but cool page. miss you tonja. you need to come back to voices some more. you make it interesting.

Jim Nichols a.k.a. punkguy who once upon a time got rides from you to a school that was a trap for ignorance - 03/13/98 23:48:14 My Email:JimN4@WorldNet.Att.Net greatest published author of all time: no one knows!!! favorite bird: my favorite bird... it was a young lady I met ... oh you don't mean those kinds of birds is elvis alive and if so, where?: yes, he's in my closet if you could visit any time in history, when & where would you go?: now... you don't want to get me started occupation/most time-consuming hobby: thinking, its a tough job but somebodys got to do it 2nd greatest published author of all time: well I've never offically been published but...

Comments: I start it, I end it, I kill and words will defend it. Got big plans, blood stained hands wanna see my name on the map. On my way to save the world... But... The position being taken is not to be mistaken for attempted education or righteous accusation. Only a description, just an observation of the pitiful condition of our degeneration.

jessie woods - 03/08/98 00:11:44 My Email:it's f*cked up greatest published author of all time: oh god, the choices... favorite bird: crow (not because of the movie) is elvis alive and if so, where?: yes--he's in my crawlspace if you could visit any time in history, when & where would you go?: everywhere i occupation/most time-consuming hobby: school (what else) & slacking off 2nd greatest published author of all time: brendan behan

Comments: hey, this guestbook thingy wasn't here before. you're moving up in the world, babe.

Brian (you know who) - 03/07/98 02:14:05 greatest published author of all time: Neal Stephenson favorite bird: Dodo is elvis alive and if so, where?: Yes, Pakistan if you could visit any time in history, when & where would you go?: 5th Century BC, Ireland occupation/most time-consuming hobby: Standup Philosopher 2nd greatest published author of all time: Me!! Yes I'm published!!

Comments: Green is ugly, Labels should be right-justified, not left. We want Graphics!! And Feminism is a horrible sin! You will go to hell!! :)