PARANOID RANTINGS
We were happy little monkeys until the Greys started messing with our DNA.
They made smog more transparent,but now it smells like lacquer thinner.
Melanie Griffith should sue whoever did her lip-job.She looks like a large-mouth bass.
Why would anyone want to take over the world?Who would want the headache?
You have to be insane to run for public office.
There is no possibility of the internet becoming self-aware.
"I Love Lucy" is #1 on Rigel 4.
Biological effects of electromagnetic wave propagation (microwaves,cellphone,DBS,radar,TV and radio,telemetry,etc.,etc.) has me wondering about my own condition and the seeming proliferation of general craziness today.I did a little looking around and there is an AMAZING amount of discussion in the online community. Here's a good place to start.
ESP,as a demonstrable phenomenon,exists in fish and other water-bound life forms as schooling,birds as flocking,grazing mammals as herding,etc.
I climbed out of bed for this one...It is conceivable that the universe,as we know it,is the result of an interference pattern created by the adjunct existence of parallel universes.Do you need your mind blown any more than that?
Sex is highly over-rated...unless,of course,you aren't getting any.
If there's anyone hotter than Seven of Nine,I haven't found her. "We are the Borg.You will be assimilated.Resistance is futile."
The reason that conspiracy theories are so appealing is that they imply that SOMEONE knows what they're doing.Actually,no one knows what they're doing.
Anyone who tells you that they know better than you do what your spiritual destiny is or should be,is,by definition,misguided.And if you buy into what they tell you,you are misguided as well.
Seen on a T-shirt:"REHAB is for Quitters".
Conventional Reality is simply a consensus of opinion.
Bumper sticker:"Lord,deliver me from thy followers."
The meaning of life:to witness creation.
Correction:the PURPOSE of life is to witness creation (as is evident by living beings' tendency to become more and more complex and able to perceive and process more and more sensory input).
The MEANING of life is open to subjective interpretation.There are as many meanings as there are possible ways to invent or discover them.
Butterflies are flowers that have learned to fly.
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