Top Ten Responses Regarding the Origin of

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10) They were lonely and they followed me home.

9) The Men in Black delivered them.

8) I dug them up just like that guy who found the Book of the Mormon.

7) They really were transmitted from the Dog Star.

6) I don't know. Ask Diogenes.

5) They were crying, in a basket on the stoop.

4) The Goddess delivered them personally.

3) They turned up one day, looking for Ffnords. I'm helping them look.

2) Jesus left me a copy. He thought they were cool.

1) Don't ask me, I'm just the Custodian.

 


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