10) They were lonely and they followed me home.
9) The Men in Black delivered them.
8) I dug them up just like that guy who found the Book of the Mormon.
7) They really were transmitted from the Dog Star.
6) I don't know. Ask Diogenes.
5) They were crying, in a basket on the stoop.
4) The Goddess delivered them personally.
3) They turned up one day, looking for Ffnords. I'm helping them look.
2) Jesus left me a copy. He thought they were cool.
1) Don't ask me, I'm just the Custodian.
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