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Your most humiliating camp experiences


I played a pizza delivery person in our day group’s skit, and when I made my big entrance I tripped on someone’s gimp and ended up flat on my face. Everyone laughed, even the deans! I was humiliated. *

A bunch of us went out of camp to have a campfire. We were the only ones in the park, so we started goofing around and acting silly. I jumped on a picnic table and started doing an impression of our fav dean which included mooning my buds. When I did that I heard a loud fit of laughter coming from across the park. I had been so into my antics that I had totally not noticed that a bunch of townies had come to party, too, and they had seen the whole thing! ***

NIGHTMARE OF THE MONTH
My buds and I were watching our fav Simpsons vid in a staff cabin late at night. It was the one where Homer talks about his personal life during the class he teaches, so we were laughing hysterically. All of a sudden, the door flew open, and there stood the dean. He totally ripped on me, screaming that I was overstepping set boundaries. He made me go back to my cabin, and he wouldn’t let me talk to my friends for the rest of the week. I was mortified! ****

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**** worse than getting a bad evaluation from the deans
***would rather get bug dope in our eyes
**the brown gimp of life
*they still talk about it at retreats a small backpack. During arts and crafts one day, one of my campers asked me for her canteen card. I reached into my bag and said, "Here you go." The girl looked at me funny when I gave her the canteen card. To my utter horror, I had handed her a tampon instead of her canteen card! To make matters worse, my dream dude had arts and crafts at the same time, and for the rest of the week he called canteen cards tampon cards. Plus he told all the other counselors. *** 1