Chirnside: Marianne's Space
the smallest
on the web
A recent
flood of e-mail messages have asked me to include some biographical detail.
Never
one to stand in the way of public demand, I've decided to provide some.
In
order to do this I've removed the "under constuction" sign. Please remember
that this site, like me, is still in a formative stage. .
OK, on with the
show.
My
name is Marianne and I am one and a half years old. I was born on 25th September 1996 at the Tokyo Adventist Hospital in Ogikubo, Tokyo, Japan (good
hospital - nice nurses, all vegetarian food and skillful masked doctors
who creep around in slippers. My Dad even had to smoke his cigar in the parking
lot).
I weighed-in
at 3368 grams, which is the euivalent of 479 old two pence coins and about
98,000 grams less than Mike Tyson the night he bit Holyfield's ear off.
I arrived at 12.10am exactly, but as I wasn't watching the clock I have
to take that on trust.
As
for this website, it was patched together by my Dad. If you like any of
the images or sounds and want to steal them, go ahead. He poached them
all himself. Why don't you pay a visit to those two Paladins of cyberspace
who taught him everything he knows? You can find them at -
Uncle
Austin's hompage
Lots of funky freebie
downloads (I don't recommend the music though)
or
Uncle Koichi's homepage
with it's cute little bowing
Japanese doll
Or you could always
E-mail little ole me, or look at more pictures or even look at even more pictures
Why not look at - The Adventure Trilogy
Part One A Fistful of Pictures
Part Two For a Few Pictures More
Part Three The Good, Bad, and More Pictures
And, as promised The Hound from Hell
Escape from Doraemon - the movie
A very personal Message to Granma and Granpa
If you're really bored have a look at Alex's Unofficial ICC Homepage
or even Alex's Military History Page
[More pictures]
[Even more pictures]
[Fistful of Pictures]
[For a few pictures more]
[Good, Bad and More]
[Anne & Harris]
[Doraemon movie]
[Little angel]