Deetz's Page

Due to popular request, I've finally taken time out from my busy schedule of sleeping, eating, sleeping, creating litter sculptures, sleeping, and eating to update my page. Enjoy!

My vital statistics:

• born Feb. 26, 1994
• residence: Northern VA with my mom, Kerry, and Dad, Rich.
• namesake: James Deetz, a really cool archaeologist

• ProPlan turkey and barley (I finally lost that terrible food allergy. Now I'm getting fat!)
• any food that someone is trying to eat, especially blueberry muffins

Favorite Activities:

• cat wrestling "Gamera vs. Godzilla style" with my sister Goldie
• trying to get into the kitchen cabinets/trash
• eating
• sleeping
• occasionally deigning to favor my mom's lap with my drooling, kneading, oh-so-cute self
• doing anything I'm not supposed to do

Playmates:

Well, my Mom inflicted another cat upon me. She's kind of cute, but a real pain. Goldie likes to come over and lick my head for a while--it's a really sweet, fuzzy, cuddly, Norman Rockwell-type moment...until she chomps on my ear. We then start wrestling...I usually win. Then I'll walk away and she'll delicately bite my back leg from behind. Hmph! Of course, we only fight at night...daytime is for sleeping! It's best when we can chase each other through the apartment at top speed to show our parents how fast we can run. Anytime after 12 p.m. is a good time to start the show....

Thanks for visiting!