FASHION STATEMENTS
1/
"I tried to read the Anti-Journal once with my friends, while waiting for photo-calls, but the modem wasn't working."
2/
"I've never seen an edition of the Anti-Journal I didn't like, but I've also never seen an edition."
3/
"I've heard of this ... It's like anti-matter, I have no idea what it is."
4/
"I cannot be bothered, but I support it anyway."