Oh My God!

I've got enough complaints to start a new page of them! Remember, if you want your complaint to appear here, then just head on over here and I'll get on to it whenever I can be bothered! Failing that, you can check out my rants.

Complaint number: 11
From: Surjulz

I want to complain about my dodgy ISP which has recently collasped. The company did itsa best impression of a pakistani batting collaspse and left us customers with nothing. That must be after months of poor service and dodgy overbilling and now i have to search for a new server
Rod Adler, this is your second corporation that's collapsed because of you (after HIH went down)
anyway now i'm stuck with out an isp for the moment
Complaint number: 12
From: mistum@hotmail.com

THIS SITE IS ****ED ITS MORE THAN ****ED ITS G****ING *** AND THIS GU CXALLED ***** AT SCHOOL IS ALSO ****EN H*** SO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YO)U ***COR HEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NBITE EM *****
No, I don't know what G****ING is either, although I think this person needs to fix the CAPS LOCK key on their keyboard.
Complaint number: 13
From: General Specific

I would like to complain about complaining. What is there to complain about? Life is so good and the air is so sweet. Then again, there are all these crap politicians ruling our society like some corrupt over bearing "big brothers" that really aren't big brothers at all but really just overbearing politicians that think they can rule our lives just because we've given them a little bit of power. I mean come on. Just because we give you power doesn't mean you have to use it. So I am complaining about them, and about complaining and about life in general. To say my life is ****ed is prolly understating the matter....
Complaint number: 14
From: MysApp

I am complaining about bloody ICQ, which has for the second time in under a week deleted my account from this computer, without any trace of it remaining. <insert lots of swearing>
Complaint number: 15
From: Cruise

Kinda spawned by Hayley's rant on page one...
I'm gonna to complain about men too. This might seem a little odd since I am of the male gender myself, but really all that means is I get to see our faults in closer detail.
Men are idiots. There is no way round it. They are selfish, unempathetic, shallow-minded beasts, and quite frankly, I'm ashamed to be associated with most of 'em.
The whole "lad" culture taking over in England, for example. As far as I can tell, it pretty much involves drinking as much as you can, becoming a member of the cult of football (don't get me started on football), swearing a lot, and ogling women.
So, effectively ignoring any redeeming features they may have had, and distilling all the worst traits into one concentrated package of sad.
Complaint number: 16
From: ryo

I have a complaint. Why isn't there anything else here?^^ Kidding. I want to complain about a seriously boring class I have no choice but to take. It would be ok if it were like geom, which I don't pay attention in, but still pass, but I flunk in this subject!! I hate the teacher too, btw... I think he's gay...
Complaint number: 17
From: ChbCthulhu

Damnt, stupd logtch kyboard!! my stupid "" & "" kys are brokn. -mald logtch tchncal support, and thy sad thy couldnt undrstand anything had wrttn to thm. Why s ths world so unfar?
Complaint number: 18
From: Mel

Exams. Tests. Drills.
Call them what you want...
We all think the same thing.
THEY CAN GO TO HELL!!!
Inadequate educators can go sit on a pole and rotate 360!
Don't you hate having to cram for three weeks without sleep for STUVAC? Having to lose blood annd sweat over your HSC? Losing hair and getting bags over your yearly assessments?
SO WHY DO WE HAVE TO PUT UP WITH IT?
And the worst part is- if you have a stuffed up teacher- you don't get correct notes or information! Or if they time gets changed at the last minute- you don't find out! WHAT IS IT WITH THESE EXAMS? ARE THEY TRYING TO KILL US OR SOMETHING?!
So why don't we all just STRIKE?
Just NOT do the fucking exams?
Just SIT THERE and not pick up your pen?
I mean- if no one does it, what are they gonna do? Threaten to make us eat our pens? I mean- if the marks are all '0', what are they gonna do about it?
Send letters home to our parents saying: "Dear Mr and Mrs -, your child, along with 149 other students, did not listen to our instructions and refused to do their tests. Please discipline them for us. Signed, the teacher body."
I mean, if EVERYONE strikes- and everyone doesn't care if their pocket money is stopped- eventually, the educators and parents will have to compromise!!!
SO COME ON...STRIKE!
DON'T PICK UP THOSE PENS!!!
LETS TAKE A STAND FOR STUDENT RIGHTS...
NO MORE TESTS!!!!
Complaint number: 19
From: RootVegetable

I wish to complain about all the 14 year olds using the internet. Who do they bloody think they are, clogging up our bandwidth with their sk8ter talk and their l337? They didn't make 14 year olds like that when I was 14. We had to find a hill and make a campfire out of pertrified Scouts and send messages that way. The youth of today don't know how much luxury they have. Sheer bloody luxury. Excuse me, I think I'll go have some port and a cigar and practice having gout.

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