THE NON-UNITED CHURCH OF ERIS OF GOTHIC/INDUSTRIAL SAINTS

Greeting to all you creatures of the night and other assorted Discordians.THE NON-UNITED CHURCH OF ERIS OF GOTHIC/INDUSTRIAL SAINTS is deadicated to prserving the gothic and Discordian way of life.After years of searching in the Carpathian mts. I,St Verthaine the Goth has discovered the long lost "BOOK of ERIS"and painstakingly translated it from an ancient Atlantian dialect to English. (actually I compiled it together from different sources after many nights of drinking and carousing).If the "Principia Discordia" is an"introduction to the Erisian Mysterees(which is most good)",the Book of ERIS is the advance course into the Erisian Mysterees(which is fuckin'mindblowing).

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The Church of ERIS is a on-line cyberministry dedicated to spreading the Truth about Chaos, and The Glory of Eris to the poor deluded souls lost in precepts of Order in The Region of Thud. We have no rules,laws, or creeds.The Church of Eris considers everything in the Multiverse to be a member(whether they know it,or like it,or not)of good standing. Our Holy Books are: The Principia Discordia,The Book of Eris,The Dao De Discordia,The Illumanatis!! Trilogy,and whatever other book we feel like declaring a holy book.The Church of Eris feeles that we Discordians are the only ones that have the "TRUE RELIGION",and that all other religions are just sects of Discordianism We feel that there is only ONE TRUE SUPREME BEING,and That is ERIS,and SHE is known by many names(i.e. Yahweh,Jehovah,Allah,Isis,Diana,Bob,etc.

The BOOK OF ERIS is designed to open up the 5th neurological( the "Neurosomatic") circuit of consciousness in Greyfaces,or at least make you think for a change.

The time for us to fully engage in OPERATION MINDFUCK is near.HAIL ERIS,ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!!!!!

THE BOOK OF ERIS

THE DAO DE DISCORDIA

CHURCH OF ERIS MESSAGEBOARD

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The Church Library

The Sermons of the Church

Reverend Verthaine the Goth K.S.C

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