Interview with Misty!

Note:PM is me.
PM:Okay guys everything's set up.She can come in now.
Misty:(Walking in and sitting down)Hey,where are the cameras?Where are the lights?I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE ON T.V.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PM:(Nervously)Ah he he he umm no one's perfect.But anyway,you do know this interview will be posted on my website.Right?
Misty:(Excitedly)Oh!Really?
PM:Okay.Isn it true that you left your home in Cerulean City to try to become a Pokemon trainer when you were young?
Misty: (Angrily)Are you saying that I'm old?
PM:Sorry!Younger.
Misty:That's more like it.Well,yeah it's true.
PM:Moving on,if you had the chioce between keeping or leaving Psyduck somewhere,what would you do?
Misty:What?I'd never abandon a Pokemon!Even if it is really stupid.
PM:Then how do you explain all of those times when you couldn't stand for it to be out of it's Pokeball?
Misty:You're asking for trouble in the form of a Pokemon battle!!
PM:(Sweatdrop)Moving on again...
Misty:Mhmm.
PM:Would you list Psyduck as one of the most disgusting things in the world?
Misty:Nope.The most disguting things in the world are peppers,carrots&bugs but most of all,Ash!!
PM:Now that you've brought up Ash,please answer the question the entire world wants to know.Do you have a crush on Ash?
Misty:Not in this lifetime!
PM:So how do you explain all those times when you cared about Ash?
Misty:Can't a person be nice to someone else without liking them?
I can't even stand the kid.Why on earth would I like him?
(suddenly Psyduck walks across the room, knocking over everything in its way)
Misty:PSYDUCK!! What are you doing out of your Pokeball?
(Misty runs across the room chasing after it and dodging the mess it made)
PM:(sweatdrop)Well I guess this interview is over.Bye everyone!