Death's my friend
Death's my pal
Try not to piss her off
You might see her kirk out

She kind of smells
something like rotting flesh
But that's ok, she's always close by
That's why she's the best!

She's had lots of friends
and lots of enemies
It's weird whenever they see her walk by,
They run as if for dear life!

She invited me to her house today
I'm not sure if I want to go
Yeah sure it'd be tons of fun
But this coughing's hurtin' my throat!

I'm getting kind of drowsy
As I walk her home, hand in hand
I almost trip and fall and she embraces me
I pass out and take one long, funky nap

Well it's good that my cough is gone
While I wash my scrapes in her sink
Though I am hugely embarassed
I just got a whiff of my own stink!
haHAH!!!!!!!