You Are Now In Hell
Yes, THE REAL Hell. Not like this <<fake>> one, or <<wannabe>> Hell
I am your Princess of Darkness!!
BACON!!
And you must do
alllll that i ask of you!

1. Make me a turkey and cheese sandwhich w/mayo
2. Buy me some cool band-aids and double A batteries
3. Give me lots and lots of money
4. I demand that you give me tons of hugs!!
5. Please refrain from listening to bad music
[[bad music= ricki martin]]
6. You MUST go to all of these awesome Sites

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7. You must never talk about Fight Club
8. You must never talk about Fight Club
9. You must not complain about the heat down here
10. Come to my site DAILY!!

That is All...
Now I will let you return back to earth for a short visit.

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goodbye>>

p.s. beware david hasselfhoff.. he is the tru mack daddy of antichrist-ism
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