| American Idol |
| Fox Network |
| Host: Ryan Seacrest |
| Judges: Paula Abdul, Simon Calwell, Randy Jackson |
| First Season |
| I felt sorry for the contestants who had to deal with the crulety that is Simon. No one knew what to expect from any of the judges. I believe America was shocked, yet intrigued by Simon while maintaining that we as a nation, "hate his wicked, British guts". And we were all positive that they would end the season without an idol...because no one would ever be good enough for Simon. |
| Second Season |
| Maybe Simon would chill out, but it shouldn't be a surprise if he's still a jerk. If anything, he was worse than before. I mean, my gosh! He attacked Clay Aiken's ears. Clay has raw talent, and Simon went after his ears!!! (Not physically, but take a moment to envision that. I think you'll have a nice chuckle.) Many aspiring idols cried again, and some sympathy from me was maintained. |
| Third Season |
| Third season is upon us. Surely the show would fire this heinous human being, ignoring the ratings he alone (Yes, it's true. Does anyone really care which person our youngsters will next "idolize"?) brought to the show. Afterall, Hollywood is a place of manners and morals. Psh!...AND HELL IS A WINTER WONDERLAND!!! And now, I have no pity for the people who throw themselves in front of him (regardless of their level of talent) and are still shocked that he has a little somethin, somethin to say. They almost deserve to leave with their tears ans shattered dreams. Anymore, we tune in to see what outrageous comment that man will make. |