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These are headlines for various newspapers in '97 (we will protect the
guilty by not mentioning from whence they came):
* Include your children when baking cookies.
* Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say.
* Police begin campaign to rundown jaywalkers.
* Drunk gets nine months in violin case.
* Iraqi head seeks arms.
* Prostitutes appeal to Pope.
* Panda mating fails; veterinarian takes over.
* British left waffles on Falklands Islands.
* Teacher strikes idle kids.
* Clinton wins on budget, but more lies ahead.
* Plane too close to the ground, crash probe told.
* Miners refuse to work after death.
* Juvenile court to try shooting defendant.
* Stolen painting found by tree.
* Two sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout counter.
* War dims hope for peace.
* If strike isn't settled quickly it may last a while.
* Cold wave linked to temperatures.
* Enfields couple slain; police suspect homicide.
* Red tape holds up new bridges.
* Typhoon rips through cemetery, hundreds dead.
* Man struck by lightning faces battery charges.
* New study of obesity looks for larger test group.
* Kids make nutritious snacks.
* Chef throws his heart into helping feed needy.
* Local high school dropouts cut in half.
* New vaccine may contain rabies.