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Your Jedi robe is camouflage color.
You have ever used your lightsaber to open a bottle of Jack Daniel's.
You think the best use of your lightsaber is picking your teeth.
At least one wing of your X-Wing is Bondo colored.
There is a blaster rack on the back of your landspeeder.
There are bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.
You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok without using the word "chicken."
You find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks.
You think Stormtroopers are just KKK members with really hard sheets.
A peaceful meditation session is one without gas.
You can levitate yourself using a force from within, but not THE force.
Your master said "My finger you will pull, hmmm?"
You have ever had an X-Wing up on blocks in your yard.
You ever lost a hand during a lightsaber fight because you had to spit.
The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is them dadgum skeeters.
Wookies are offended by your body odor.
You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.
You have ever used a lightsaber to clean fish.
Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, come on over t' the dark side...it'll be a hoot."
You ever had your R-2 use its self-defense-electro-shock thingy to get the bar-b-q to light.
The moonshine still you built on Endor is hidden so well even the Ewoks can't find it.
You have a stuffed womp rat anywhere in your home.
You think the symbol for the Rebel Alliance is the Confederate flag.
More than half the droids you own don't function.
The number of blasters you own exceeds your I.Q.
You wonder why Luke and Leia gave up on getting married.
You used a carbon-freezing chamber to mount the Wampa you shot while on vacation on Hoth.
You don't like wearing a Jedi robe because it prevents access to the dip in your back pocket.
Tusken sand raiders back down from your mama.
You've ever used Jedi mind control to talk your way out of a speeding ticket or DUI.
A Wookie ever told you you need to shave.
You have wrecked your speeder bike trying to light a cigarette with your lightsaber.
The Rancor monster refuses to eat you.