Psalm 23 For Finals


  The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not flunk;
  He keepeth me from lying down when I should be dying.
  He leadeth me beside the water cooler for a study break;
  He restoreth my faith in study guides.
  He leads me to better study habits
  For my grade's sake.
  Yea, though I walk through the valley of borderline grades,
  I will not have a nervous breakdown;
  For thou art with me.
  My prayers and my friends, they comfort me.
  Thou givest me answers in moments of blankness;
  Thou anointest my head with understanding.
  My test paper runneth over with questions I recognize.
  Surely passing grades and flying colors shall follow me
  All the days of my examinations,
  And I shall not have to dwell in this university forever!
  Amen.


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