--Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying.

--No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous,fires me. when I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen.And the police, they say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just runs away. I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, to this bar. And when I was thinking about geting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison...