A Day Late
President Clinton and the Pope died on the same
day, and due to an administrative foul up, Clinton
was sent to heaven and the Pope was sent to hell.
The Pope explained the situation to the devil, he
checked out all of the paperwork, and the error
was acknowledged. The Pope was told, however,
that it would take about 24 hours to fix the
problem and correct the error.
The next day, the Pope was called in and the devil
said his good-byes as he went off to heaven. On
his way up, he met Clinton who was on his way
down. They stopped to chat.
"Sorry about the mix up" says the Pope.
"No problem," replies Clinton.
"Well, I'm really excited about going to heaven."
Clinton asks, "Why's that?"
"Well, I've always wanted to meet the Virgin
Mary."
President Clinton replies, "you're a day late".
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