How about a rib??
Adam had been by himself in the Garden of Eden for
sometime, so he asks God, "My father, what can you
give me in the way of company?"
"I can give you the most beautiful creature ever
created," replied God, "who will take care of all
your needs and who will worship you and be your
servant and lover for the rest of time. But it'll
cost you Adam..."
"How much father?" said Adam.
"An arm, a leg, an eye an ear and a testicle"
"How much can I get for a rib?"
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