Pope and lawyer

Once a Pope and a lawyer died and they went to heaven. So God came and said, "Follow me and I will give you your rooms." So they both followed. First God gave The Pope his room, it was very small with a small bed and a small desk. "Thank you, thank you my lord," said the Pope. Then God gave the lawyer his room, it was big room with a big bed and a big deck with a pool and pretty woman. "Mr.God why do you give this to me and that room, if that is what you call it to the Pope?" "Well the popes, we have them by the dozens, and lawyers, well, your the first one."

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