his chauffeur...
The Pope was on his way to the UN building, to
give a very important speech. But his plane was
late and there was a lot of heavy traffic. He
kept telling the chauffeur to go faster. The
chauffeur turned around and said "Your holiness,
I'm trying to go as fast as I can, If I go any
faster I will get another speeding ticket
and I will lose my license" And the Pope said "
I understand, I will drive !" So the Pope got up
into the drivers seat and he started going 160
MPH. So a cop pulls him over and says " Oh I am
sorry my holiness, go along." So then the cop
takes out his cell phone and dials the station
and says " Guess who I pulled over ?"
"Who, the Mayor?" "Bigger than that !" "The
Governer ?"
"Bigger than that."
"The President ?"
"No, bigger"
"Then who?"
"I don't know, but his chauffeur is the Pope."
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