Costume Party
A nun comes out of a building and hails a cab. The cab driver pulls
over and she gets in. He asks her where she's going and she
responds by saying, "I'm headed to 682 West Haven Road." The cab
driver says, "Well that's a long way off. So do you mind if we
talk?" The nun says, "No not at all." The cab driver says, "So
sister, do you ever think of well, you know, doing it?" "Well, yes.
The thought has crossed my mind." Then the cab driver says, "And
what would the circumstances have to be, to do it." The nun says,
"Well he would have to be unmarried, have no children, and be a
Christian." "Well this is your lucky day sister. I'm all those
things. You wouldn't have to break any vows or anything, you'd just
have to go down on me." The nun looks out the window and realizes
that they are out in a very rural area and no one was really around
to see them. So the nun hops into the front seat and ten minutes
later hops into the back seat. The cab driver now has a huge ear to
ear grin on his face. And as they arrive at the house he says,
"Hey sister I lied to you, I'm married, I have six kids, and I'm
Jewish." The nun says, "Well that's okay. I lied too. My name is
Bob and I'm headed to a costume party."
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