Gods Vacation

Reminds me of the time when God wanted to take a vacation. He wasn't sure where he wanted to go, so he went to St. Peter for advice.

"How about Mercury" says St. Peter.

"No, I went there 25,000 years ago and got a real bad sunburn" says God.

"OK, how about Pluto?"

"Nah, I went there 10,000 years ago and broke my leg skiing."

"Ah, how about Earth?"

"No way! I went there 2,000 years ago and knocked up some Jewish chick, and I'm still catching shit for it!"

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