Twice

A nun is walking thru a bad neighborhood when this guy jumps out of the bushes and has his way with her. When hes finished he says "will sister what are you going to tell the pope about this". The nun replies, "well I will tell him I was walking home late one night in a bad neighborhood when this man jumped out of the bushes and had his way with me....twice, that is if your up to it.

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