Snickers and a Coke

One day, a priest has been in the confessional too long and needs to take a bathroom break. The problem is that the confessional line is too long.

In a flash of brilliance, he motions the janitor over and asks the janitor to take over for a few minutes.

"But I won't know what to say." exclaims the janitor.

"You've been to confession, so you know how it works. Besides there is a list of sins and penances taped inside the booth."

The Priest leaves and the janitor hears the first sinner: "Father forgive me, for I have sinned. I gave a man a blow job."

The flustered janitor cannot find blow jobs, fellatio, or oral sex on the penance sheet. Janitor motions over alter boy and asks, "What does Father generally give for a blow job?"

Alter boy responds, "Usually a Snickers and a Coke."

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