THE CORRUPTION TEST
1. Ever laughed at someone else's misfortune? (1 point)
2. Ever laughed at a physically or mentally handicapped person? (2
pt.)
3. Ever tried alcohol?(1 pt)
4. Ever been drunk? (2 pt.)
5. Ever play drinking games? (2 pt.)
6. Ever fall down because you drank too much? (3 pt.)
7. Ever drink enough to throw up? (4 pt.)
BONUS: throwing up on yourself or another person (1 pt)
8. Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before? (5
pt.)
9. Ever been forcibly removed from a bar? (8 pt.)
10.Ever participated in a pub crawl? (5 pt.)
11.Do you drink regularly(at least 3 times a week)? (3 pt.)
12.Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar? (4 pt.)
13.Ever try pot, hash, magic mushrooms? (4 pt. for each one tried)
14.Do you do drugs regularly? (4 pt.)
BONUS: at least 4 times a week (4 pt.)
15.Ever bought soft drugs? (4 pt.)
16.Ever sell drugs? (8 pt.)
17.Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit? (12 pt.)
18.Ever used barbiturates? (8 pt.)
19.Ever used hallucinogens? (8 pt.)
20.Ever used narcotics? (10 pt.)
21.Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours? (8 pt.)
22.Ever been on a date? (2 pt.)
23.Ever been felt up or groped? (2 pt.)
BONUS: to orgasm (2 pt.)
24.Ever had sexual intercourse? (6 pt.)
25.Ever had a bath or shower with the opposite sex? (or same sex if
you're gay) (5 pt.)
26.Ever paid for sex? (8 pt.)
27.Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk? (4
pt.)
28.Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favors and
succeed? (8 pt.)
29.Ever engage in oral sex? (4 pt.)
BONUS: to orgasm (2 pt.)
30.Ever engage in anal sex? (6 pt.)
BONUS: to orgasm (2 pt.)
31.Ever engage in the 69 position? (4 pt.)
32.Ever contract an STD? (10 pt.)
33.Ever had sex without a contraceptive? (4 pt.)
34.Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion? (12 pt.)
35.Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week? (4 pt.)
36.Ever had sex with more than one person at a time? (9 pt.)
37.Ever had sex in a public place? (6 pt.)
38.Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act? (4 pt.)
39.Ever engage in sexual activity with member of the same sex? (10 pt.)
40.Ever practiced bondage, masochism, or sadism for sexual
gratification? (8 pt.)
41.Ever used sex toys? (6 pt.)
42.Ever pass out during sex? (5 pt.)
43.Ever been responsible for losing someone else's virginity? (4 pt.)
44.Ever masturbated while talking on the phone? (3 pt.)
45.Ever bought something in a sex shop? (3 pt.)
46.Ever licked or have someone lick:
an eyeball (1 pt)
toes (2 pt.)
ears (1 pt)
47.Ever have sex with a relative? (5 pt.)
48.Ever make someone sleep in the wet spot? (6 pt.)
49.Does necrophilia, pedophilia, or bestiality turn you on? (20 pt.)
50.Ever been arrested? (8 pt.)
BONUS: if convicted (7 pt.)
THE RESULTS
Scoring:
21-40 You barely make our scale
41-60 Approaching normal. You aren't much fun on a date
61-100 Normal. You use your right hand like everyone else
101-130 Above average. You've got a few tricks below the belt
131-160 You're enjoying life to the max.
161-200 You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass?
200 You're going straight to hell.
Total potential points: 315.
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