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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.

Heck is a place for people who don't believe in Gosh.

A squirrel is just a rat with good P.R.

I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures.

I do whatever my rice crispies tell me to.

Jesus is coming. Look Busy!

My family is more dysfunctional than your family.

God Please save me from your followers.

I have the body of a god: Buddha

Jesus saves! By using double coupons & shopping wisely.

Jesus Loves You.. but everybody else knows you're an asshole.

Bet you could drive better with that cellular up your ass.

Practice safe hex.

I'm doin my part to piss of the religious right.....Are you??

Ankh if you love Isis!!

Domineering, coldhearted, vicious bitch seeks submissive, warmhearted, caring man for INTENSE love/hate relationship!

He is YOUR god, They are YOUR rules, YOU burn in Hell!

Sorry I wasn't in church last Sunday, but I was practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.

I'm Pro-choice and I shoot back.

God is comming and boy is She PISSED!

Have you confused a Christian today?

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