The best one from CHS...

One day...during the instructional day...a secretary (who shall remain nameless) came over the intercom and said...in a somewhat suggestive (seductive?) way..."Mr. Conroy...I've got what you've been looking for." There was a long pause, and then the whole school...teachers and students...let out a tremendous roar of laughter. (That also happened to be at the same time that Mr. Conroy's wife, Carole, was teaching in the building!)