Cairo Association of Teachers - Newsletter
Cairo Association of Teachers - Newsletter
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CAT Tracks for November 1, 2008
THE MORNING AFTER |
Reports are beginning to stream in from witnesses to yesterday's "mass swoping" in the cafeteria of Cairo Jr/Sr High School...an event described by several as a "close encounter of the worst kind!"
Attendees described the remarks of Cairo Superintendent of Schools Dr. Leotis D. Swopes in the most unflattering terms...using expletives that cannot be repeated in the wholesome pages of CAT Tracks!
However, CNN...the CAT News Network HAS obtained a copy of grainy video footage that was purportedly snapped by an attendee with a cell phone at the conclusion of yesterday's "swoping".
After consulting with our editor, CNN has decided to allow viewers to see the video in accordance with its long-standing policy that "the public has a right to know." After viewing the footage, you can draw your own conclusions.
Our attorneys DID insist that we preface the showing with the following disclaimer...
So, without any further comments that might bring charges of "editorializing to heighten emotion" and with no independent eyewitness confirmation as to its authenticity, the CAT News Network presents the video "as is"...
Again...WARNING...make sure that your computer screen is NOT visible to children under 13 until you have personally previewed the video!
Okay, roll the video tape...
CNN...the CAT News Network cannot vouch for the authenticity of the video below. Any inferences drawn from its viewing are the sole responsibility of the viewer. Due to the frightening nature of the video, viewers are urged to preview the material prior to allowing children under thirteen to watch.
