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the gibbon is too the monkey
what the monkey is to the gibbon.....
this monkeys gone to heaven
Paul Ashton(fishponds division,UK):
Typical, I buy a brand new monkey, I go to the shop to buy
some crisps. I was only gone for 2 seconds and someone had
my monkey away! Barstards!
Anyway if you see my monkey it is a black haired gibbon with
green eyes, a centre parting, large thick rimmed glasses, a
smoking jacket and a pipe.
Give me a ring on freefone monkey 1000 and ask for
lostamonkey.
Thank you for helping in the fight against monkey theft.
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James Percy(Cinderford division,UK):
monkey theft? MONKEY THEFT?!?!
fuck that
what about those theiving monkeys?
there i was nonchalantly minding my own business, when some
evil gibbon monkey steals all the grease from my hair and
body to use in his evil bondage sadomasochstic orgy
sessions with the baboon gang. (the gibbon was blue and
brown and evil looking - The baboon gang meet twice a
month for baboon type antiks and discussions of negative
stereotyping of monkeykind in pgtips adds and tarzan
movies)
Anyway the goddam simian stole all my greaes if you see him
run for your fucking life or he'll do the fucking same to
you....
send all messages to:
monkeycrimewatch, bbc broadcasting house, nigeria
This is a warning to anyone who owns a nuclear power
station, the Bonzo Rabies monkey gang has issued an
ultimatum to all users of nuclear fuel:
"We are giving you 3 hours to make us an atomic
sandwich or we stuff you reactors with bananas. Its
your decision, your right to choose, but we warn you
of the consequences of a banana stuffed reactor:
death"
As you can see the Bonzo Rabies monkey gang mean
business and i suggest you all committ suicide before
you die of a nasty strain of banana-neutron-radiation.
I have plenty of knives available and i will sell them
to you at half price and i'll even throw in a mop so
you can try and clean up some of the blood before you
collapse. Ring:0990 MRDEATH.
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