Logout | Feedback | Quiz | Quality Control |
VERSION
July 7, 2005 1:01 PM
WRITTEN BY
Copyright © 1999. All rights reserved.
Uses Microsoft Agent Technology
Merlin (c) 1996-1998 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved.
Merlin's speech written by Gary Waterbury.
Preface | Items 1-99 | Items 100-199 | Items 200-601 |
Encode Words | Basic Programs | A 7 minute Tour | Help |
Halloween Night | Flags | Eternal Life | Index A-D E-H I-Z |
germany | Vietnam | hollywood | A Real Easy Quiz |
Examples |
A=1 B=2 C=3 D=4 E=5 F=6 G=7 H=8 I=9 J=10 K=11 L=12 M=13 N=14 O=15 P=16 Q=17 R=18 S=19 T=20 U=21 V=22 W=23 X=24 Y=25 Z=26
164 OUR PRESIDENT DOLE OR CLINTON STEVE FORBES IS OUT OF I'M AVAILABLE FLORIDA VOTERS I CAN'T COMMUNICATE PROPERTY DAMAGE |
67 ADAMS RIB, A WOMAN NAKED EVE, HAVE A BABY |
129 HOLLYWOOD, START A FIGHT USE HORSES, SEARCHLIGHTS NO PROBLEMS, STAY TUNED UNDERWATER |
156 ELECT A PRESIDENT DOLE VS CLINTON |
74 JESUS, NEW LIFE | 236 HOLLYWOOD RICH PEOPLE POPULATION CONTROL |
110 PRESIDENT RONALD REAGAN JAMES GARFIELD AL GORE WON |
153 HALLOWEEN NIGHT TAKE CARE OF MY BABY |
159 ON ACTIVE DUTY THERMOMETERS THE SPOTLIGHT |
186 JOHN WILKES BOOTH KILLS ABRAHAM LINCOLN |
78 MY MIND, NON DAMAGED I FEEL GOOD |
122 A BAD BAD EARTHQUAKE SAN FRANCISCO |
175 LEE HARVEY
OSWALD KILL JOHN F KENNEDY ASSASSIN OSWALD |
80 A CIVILIAN, A
CRIMINAL A DEMOCRAT, NO MORE CANDIDATES |
69 PEOPLE, ANIMALS |
7 BE, BAD | 73 CRAZY, NORMAL | 366 I DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE FROM YOU 3 6'S, 666 THIS IS IT...THE MARK OF THE BEAST |
214 (BAD) YOU ARE VERY CRUEL IT DOESN'T NEED TO BE DONE THERE ARE OTHER WAYS CAUSE DAMAGE INFORMATION |
94 I AM SMART,
NEAT AND CLEAN PRIVACY, INNOCENT, GUILTY |
121 START A WAR,
SUBMARINES WATCH ME DO IT THE GULF WAR BAD RESULTS, NOBODY CARES |
168 STAY NON ACTIVE DON'T GO OUTSIDE ALWAYS SLEEPING USE YOUR BRAIN PROPER BEHAVIOR OUTSIDE LIGHTS THE WHOLE WORLD |
164 DO NOT BE
STUPID LIFE DOES HAVE TO DIE THE GERMAN NATION USS VINCENNES THOMAS EDISON DIED |
110 ADOLF HITLER I'M FREE AS A BIRD TOTAL WAR |
213 THE SECRET OF LIFE AND DEATH LIFE DOES NOT HAVE TO DIE |
142 FALSE ANSWERS, IMPEACH CLINTON THE HOUSE IMPEACHED PRESIDENT CLINTON, THE SENATE DIDN'T REMOVE HIM FROM OFFICE. |
147 THE FIRST WAR, CHEMICAL WEAPONS, PEOPLE CONTROL HYDROGEN BOMBS |
166 WALK ON THE MOON NEIL A ARMSTRONG GET INFORMATION |
170 WORLD WAR THREE ATTACK PEARL HARBOR AMERICANS VS JAPS GOD IS A REAL ASSHOLE SERBIA AND KOSOVO |
144 DO NOT KILL LIFE THE FLAG OF ISRAEL GETTYSBURG SHARE EQUALLY |
150 SOCIALISTS ARE IN PERFECT HEALTH NON RICH PEOPLE A PERFECT EXAMPLE DIVIDED EQUALLY I HAVE THE MONEY |
172 WORLD WAR TWO SCARCE RESOURCES TOO MANY PEOPLE INVADE A COUNTRY THE EXECUTIONER THINK ADOLF HITLER |
118 MICROSOFT VISUAL BASIC A JOB WELL DONE EXTRA EASY IT'S NO GOOD IS NOT GOOD |
151 ONCE UPON A TIME JESUS CHRIST YOU WON'T DIE DO KILL A PERSON THEY END MY LIFE |
83 SATAN IS I WILL DIE MOVIES YOU DIED END IN HELL I AM IN HELL GERMANY |
77 AYN RAND BE WOMEN HAVE FUN FREE CHOICE BUY IT |
253 GEORGE HERBERT WALKER BUSH WITHOUT SADDAM HUSSEIN GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN HOW GREEN WAS MY VALLEY SWELLING OF THE LEGS AND FEET THE CLINTON WHITE HOUSE USE COUNTERFEIT MONEY |
162 ROMEO AND JULIET THE WOMAN I LOVE YOU ARE POLITE CORRECT BEHAVIOR |
158 SOUTH PACIFIC IS A ROMANTIC MOVIE EXHIBIT MALE FLESH SINCE I MET YOU YOU ARE NORMAL SEXUAL CONTACT A MITZI GAYNOR |
76 SEX IS DIRTY |
75 DOCTOR I AM WELL |
118 JOHN MCCAIN IS BE A PRESIDENT |
114 GOVERNOR BE GEORGE BUSH |
84 ALEXANDER THE GREAT A RED LIGHT HAVE SEX |
87 PEOPLE DIE DEMOCRACY RUSSIA THE SUN |
143 GEORGE CUSTER EVERYBODY DIED |
149 JAMES EARL CARTER THAT'S MY CHOICE FOR PRESIDENT |
145 YOU SHALL HEAR NOSTRADAMUS IT WILL HAPPEN |
274 GOVERNMENT SURVEILLANCE I'LL DECIDE YOUR LIFE FOR YOU |
120 REPUBLICANS AN ELITE CLASS DON'T WORK DETERIORATE MASTURBATE BUSH LOSES |
98 DEMOCRATS INDEPENDENCE FLOWERS VEGETABLES SELF HEALING |
104 NIXON IS PRGHQQIEG (see * below) WAR PLANS PEOPLE DID DIE TIME TO GO *[THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES] |
150 RICHARD M. NIXON I ENJOY WARFARE THE END OF THE LINE MY TIME IS UP |
90 MUSTACHE A SEX ADDICT |
281 ISSUE COUNTERFEIT MONEY THERE'S NOTHING HARD ABOUT IT SURE, IT'S SOFT MONEY |
297 SEND TROOPS TO A COUNTRY THE MIDNIGHT RIDE OF PAUL REVERE |
201 I AM VERY VERY RICH A PRIVATE EMPLOYER |
302 WHAT YOU DO IS WHAT YOU SEE ASSOCIATE WITH SIMILAR PEOPLE |
97 HULK HOGAN SAMPSON U S ARMY I AM A FIGHTER WIN A FIGHT |
155 HOWARD HUGHES CAN EMPLOY PEOPLE |
232 WAR IS NOT THE ANSWER IMPEACH GEORGE WALKER BUSH |
50 AMERICA FIGHT (see below 182 PROVIDE WEAPONS) BUSH |
201 A ONE TERM PRESIDENT GEORGE BUSH DOES LOSE REPORT FOR DUTY THE ALABAMA NATIONAL GUARD I DIDNT WANT TO DO IT I DO WHAT I WANT TO DO NEITHER ILL NOR SICK |
121 LITTLE KIDS VALENTINES MEN AND WOMEN BUILD A MARRIAGE |
140 MY VALENTINE MY GIRLFRIEND LET'S MAKE LOVE CREATE A PERSON |
119 ATROCITIES VOTE FOR ME I USE A CONDOM A SEPARATION ORANGE AND BLUE |
261 THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA KERRY'S VIETNAM SERVICE DON'T VOTE FOR GEORGE BUSH |
175 STORE CLOSINGS REELECT GEORGE BUSH |
129 BUSH AND CHENEY START A FIGHT THE IRAQI WAR REPLACE PEOPLE KERRY WON |
217 JOHN FORBES KERRY IS SLOBODAN MILOSEVIC IS A HUGE DISAPPOINTMENT HOW ABOUT BOTH OF THEM PRESIDENT GEORGE BUSH PRESIDENT MILOSEVIC |
189 JOHN FORBES KERRY PICK A VICE PRESIDENT MILITARY RECORDS BILLIONS FOR DEFENSE WAR NOT DIPLOMACY |
177 GEORGE WALKER BUSH I WON THE ELECTION SAME SEX MARRIAGES FALSE INFORMATION I AM BETTER QUALIFIED |
182 NONE OF THE CANDIDATES I'LL DECIDE FOR MYSELF THE WORLD IS SAFER WHAT GEORGE BUSH MADE PROVIDE WEAPONS YOU CRAZY FOOL |
152 ELECT GEORGE BUSH NON WORKERS A WAR IS GOING ON AN ALL OUT ATTACK HOMOSEXUALS WELL DON'T THEN IT'S TIME TO GO |
117 BUSH'S SON BE PRESIDENT A SECOND TERM |
Let
us begin A Mathematical Survey of The English Language with a definition of what
it is. We shall define AMSOTEL as the collection of words and phrases
grouped together by means of a simple encoding:
A=1, B=2, C=3 to Z=26. Wherein words of equal sum are grouped together.
Example:
GOD | = |   | 7 | 15 | 4 | = | 26 |
HIDE | = | 8 | 9 | 4 | 5 | = | 26 |
Therefore God and
Hide are placed on the same page with the heading of number 26.
In interpreting
the equal summation, notice that good items and bad items are
grouped together. In ordinary life only good things are grouped
together and only bad things are grouped together. So, I want to
issue this warning:
WARNING!!!
DO NOT ASSUME THAT ITEMS WITH EQUAL SUMS ARE IN ANY WAY CONNECTED
EXCEPT THAT THEY ARE EQUAL SUMS.
Also included in this code book is a second, vertical, summation:
Example:
GOD | = | 7 | 15 | 4 | |
HIDE | = | 8 | 9 | 4 | 5 |
-------- | ---- | ---- | ---- | ---- | ---- |
HPSI | = | 8 | 16 | 19 | 9 |
Aside from adding words, you may also subtract words. For instance I can subtract GOD from MY LIFE and I get LBDZ. Well 4 letters beginning with an L ending with a DZ. Lodz, Poland with a population of over 800,000 is a match to me. The nice thing about this code is that regardless of what you do you will always find someone else has done it before you. The names of cities, States of the USA, Countries, etc all are the result of this code. Can you say Lodz is a city of athiests? No you can't. Why didn't Pope John II come from Lodz (instead of Cracow) to put GOD back in MY LIFE? I will do my best to answer any question, because all questions are answerable, but right now I just wanted to explain that you can subtract words from each other. A whole sentence can add up to just one word. And you can make a whole sentence out of one word. But while I'm thinking about it, Hitler subtracted people from this Earth instead of adding people to it. If you look under SUBTRACT and SUBTRACT PEOPLE you will find other bits and pieces of Hitler's crimes. Continuing on, in olden times calculations may or may not have been correct. 70% correct is passing nowadays in schools. As time passes, automation and clear thinking will allow people to be 100% correct in their output even though their input is only 10% correct. This is the case of the worker who is very grubby looking. He looks bad, swears, is obnoxious, etc. etc. but he does good work. It's also the case of the Queen's Guards. They have people staring at them, they are in cold weather, etc and yet they must be perfect. In any event, I'll give past generations 100% for working under arduous conditions.
Lastly every word
has a natural number associated with it within the span A to
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. That is: A..Z..AA..AZ..BA..BZ..CA..CZ to
ZZ..AAA..AAZ , etc.
(letter value)*26^5 | (letter value)*26^4 | (letter value)*26^3 | (letter value)*26^2 | (letter value)*26^1 | (letter value) |
Example: | a 4 letter word: | A | C | E | R |
1*26^3 | 3*26^2 | 5*26^1 | 18 | ||
Total=19752 | 17576 | 2028 | 130 | 18 |
In the example below vertical addition of YOU+CAN+DO+IT=ACER (which is the name of the computer I own). ACER is the 19,752nd word from the letter A. The word ACER = 27 in horizontal summation. The digits 27 are BG. Finally the 27th word from the letter A is AA. One more then the 26th. Which is Z.
Examples |
27 [BG,AA] ACER = (YOU + CAN + DO + IT = 19752) | YEIN = TAKE CARE OF MY BABY | BOB = BEN + IN | TONS = I LIVE HERE |
|
|
|
|
WOMEN ALLOWED = AMJEJJR = [women fixed it] = AMERICA
WOMEN | 23,15,13,5,14 |
+ ALLOWED | 1,12,12,15,23,5,4 |
= AMJEJJR | 1,12,36,30,36,10,18 |
= AMER JJJ | AMER 3*(9+1) = rearranged = AMER ICA |
= AMERICA | WOMEN ARE ALLOWED TO CALCULATE THIS WAY |
WHAT'S
INCLUDED IN THIS SURVEY OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE? EVERYTHING! FROM THE BIBLE
TO
POLITICS TO FAIRY TALES TO HOLIDAYS TO PEOPLE TO MUSIC TO
MOVIES TO SPACE. ALL ARE MATHEMATICALLY EXAMINED.
THE CODE IS INVASIVE IN ALL ASPECTS OF LIFE
|