Some Aspects Of Vietnam As found
In A Math English Survey

by

Gary Waterbury








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FRENCH COLONIAL RULE (subjugation is unwelcome on this earth)
GIVE UP YOUR LIFE (that's not a good rule)
LAND DISTRIBUTION (it's too bad land wasn't distributed equally in history)
WITHOUT A RULER (above, this, below = ?)
DROP BOMBS ON A CITY (who the hell started this psychotic crap? rulers?)
GET READY TO RUMBLE (producing precision high tech items is much much better than rumbling)
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VIETNAM
FAIL THERE (a real monkey wrench thrown into the machinery)
I AM A SPY (that's real bad luck; you should get a life and be normal)
LOSE A LIFE
WHITES
MAKE LOVE
HAVE SEX (a good thing)
WE WILL
BOMB BEOGRAD (bad, bad, bad)
ARIZONA

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THE VIETNAM WAR (ended 1975; it wasn't fun at all)
A PSYCHOTIC MIND (descriptive of the opponents to peace and harmony and independence of all Vietnamese people)
CRIMINAL BEHAVIOR (bad)
ELIMINATE SPERM
DO IT FOR MONEY
DEFEND YOURSELF (always)
BUILD MORE HOMES (this item if applied to normal people is a good rule; people need to build more homes for themselves; period!)
REGISTER A BIRTH (who the hell started this bit of subjugation?)
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PEOPLE DIE (bad news; god can correct that item + make people happy)
I AM POOR
HO CHI MINH
RUSSIA

47
HANOI
FRANCE

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THE SOCIALIST REPUBLIC OF VIETNAM (be happy!)
PROPERLY RECORDED INFORMATION (would include the names of all people who have died)
A THOROUGH PHYSICAL EXAMINATION (planes, trains, chemicals)





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