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  let's talk about the anarchists
  rap about the moon
  drawing on the communal 
  wisdom of those ignorant 
  of their urinal mind
  buy a gun 
  poster the pitiful
  shoot the feminist naomi
  drop arsenic in the virginal pool
  anthrax the middle class
  lease ellis island from new jersey
  bury the history of the holocaust
  on the walls of gay bath houses
  drill tunnels through your mind
  drop napalm on the freeway
  trade suvs' for oil
  cigar the intern
  confess the sins of my parents
  and my ancestors who dreamt about the
  holy krishna woman giving birth to 
  a four eyed cow
  minimum wage the doctors, lawyers,
  chiropractors and web designers
  take a walk on the wild side
  where the colored boys go - do do do do do

  andy warhol the internet
  buy shares in the virtual sex machine
  drop the url bomb into void
  microsoft the universe
  fumigate the redmond baron
  tactically price the internet to your door
  competitively upgrade the vatican
  bandwidth the naked bitmap on your four
  poster screen
  rotate the banner around your penile brain
  let's talk about your mind
  the toll booth that clogs the drain
  the kitchen sink that plugs into the wall
  aol the streaming video of rome's demise
  sell howard stern to the russian mob
  take a walk on the wild side
  where the colored boys go - do do do do do
 



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