Batman: "I use my Bat Harp to play a tune during service."
Bruce Wayne: "Sell the Batboat and give the money to a home for orphans."
Spider Man: "Be more forgiving with criminals, use my spider skills to help out the poor, the needy and elderly, and to decorate the church."
Peter Parker: "Do some poverty related and Christian articles for the Daily Bugle."
Frankenstien: "Take food to poor German peasants. Praise God with monster mash."
Dracula: "Suck less human blood, praise God with the Transylvanian Twist...assuming I am not too close to...certain objects."
Hammond: "Clone a special dinosaur who can harvest food and other neccessities for the poor. Also create dinosaurs with special musical organs to play at local gatherings. No expense will be spared."
Cookie Monster: "ME LEAD MONSTER BIBLE STUDY, AND SHARE COOKIE WITH FRIEND!"
Alf: "Do a special religious standup routine. Ha! I kill me!"
Yoda: "Give chili to poor and needy at soup kitchens I do...Like it they don't!"
Ghost Rider: "Make criminals REPENT!"
Charlie Brown: "I can't do anything right, so I ask Snoopy to help me serve God."
Tin Woodsman: "I cut logs for impoverished Munchkins."
Freddy Crueger: "I murdered some cows, and served it to the poor!"
Darkwing Duck: "I provided special effects to a religious play!"
Penny: "I used my computer book, and, with Uncle Gadget's help, we made a special mobile orchestra for services in otherwise inconvenient places!"
Inspector Gadget: "Wowsers! Great idea, Penny! I'll deliver it right away!"
Mr. Bean: "Umblemumble mumble mumble mumble errumph?"
Blinky and Pinky: "We used the magic lipstick to take some disadvantaged kids to a camp in Koalawalla land!"
Little Koala: "I asked the man in the hat for advice. He said I should make some pies for needy penguins."
Man in the hat: "Mmmmph Mmmmph, Mumble Mmmph."
Doctor Who: "I travel back in time before certain people become homeless, and prevent it from happening."
Green Lantern: "I use my ring of power to help out at the Senior Citizen's Home."
Scorpion: "Whenever a kid gets their kite stuck in a tree, I shoot my hook up at it. GET OVER HERE!"
Sub Zero: "Some people don't have fans or air conditioning in the summer months, so I provide a service, free of charge!"
Jogurt: "I do a special happy dance!...How do you like my helmet?"
Chester and Cherie: "We lead a special centaur bible study."
Sonic The Hedgehog: "I deliver groceries and medical supplies to needy third world countries in under 8.2 seconds."
Mario: "Free plumbing services for needy mushrooms and Koopas."
Godzilla: "AAAAAAARGGGHH!" (Helps build bonfires at Campfire, Boy Scout and Girl Scout outings).
Fallapart: "Certain children don't have any toys, so they can put me back together."
Nook: "Use the Bells from full loan repayments to build a multi-level free health care facility for the poor. Give God credit for my success, use my business skills to serve the needs of others and share my faith with unbelievers. I also tithe 10% of my income."
Gomez Addams: "Give a million dollars to the home for the mentally ill."