Limericks and Lampoons

There was a chap called Zee
Who was perpetually lazee.
If he got any work,
He'd manage to shirk
Unless it had to with Suzee.

When Suzy said, "I'm from Eco, J.U.",
The Prof said encouragingly, "Hey, you!
If you study and get thru Joka
Then no one will call you boka.
And 'May-tar ki hobay!' ar bolbayna keu !"

Who has been to IIT-M ?
Neither you nor I.
Our IQs were not high enough,
that's probably the reason why.

Who has topped the GMAT ?
Neither I nor you.
Since we are not from Sagar,
we're not expected to.

There was a girl called ..chax
Who oozed and oozed sax.
The skirt which she wore
Begged to be lifted a bit more
She is just what White House lax.