There's lots of things we like about him: His guts and gumption, gait and girth... Oh, sure, we'd get along without him, But, Shit, for what such things are worth, We like having him around here. He's terribly noisy, I fear, But good fun. Usually non-serious, He's stimulating, unimperious. Blessed with undying zest, Shittoo Fiddles with the flut And the harmonium to boot. He's been the Mess-manager too. Friendly, good-natured and kind Are the words that come to mind.
With apologies to Vikram Seth