Bumper Snickers #2

Actual bumper stickers found in the U.S.A.

  Horn not working, watch for finger...........

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe...........

The more you complain, the more God let's you live........

Seen on a large suv: Have you driven over a ford lately?. ............

Gun control is having a firm grip. ........

AVENGE Yourselves: live long enough to become a problem to your children...........

I use to be schizophrenic-but now we're ok....

Keep honking, I'm reloading...........

Friends don't let friends drive Fords. ........

Work harder, millions of welfare recipients are depending on you, .........

I saw Elvis making crop circles. ..........

Red meat isn't bad for you--Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

Will build thermonuclear devices for food. ............

Balance the budget,declare Politicians as game and sell hunting stamps......

Clinton can't feel my pain. clinton is my pain.......

The more I learn about terrorism, the more I understand the phone company. ...........

Use caution passing, -driver chews tobacco. ...............

A friend in need is a pain in the neck. ......

A mouse is an elephant built by the Japanese.