Interviews From Hell

Interviews From HellTop personnel executives of major american corporations were requested in a survey to submit any unusual behavior in job applicants. Below are some of the returns:       ........................................
   Said he was qualified, that if he didn't get the job ,it would prove that the company's management was incompetent  ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Streched out on the floor to fill out job application .                   ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Brought her large dog to the interview.                 ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Chewed bubble gum and constantly blew bubbles.                 ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
She wore a walkman and said she could listen to me and the music at the same time.                 ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Applicant challanged interviewer to arm wrestle.                 ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Asked to see interviewer's resume to see if the personnel executive was qualified to judge the candidate.                 ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Announced that she hadn't had lunch and proceded to eat a hamburger and french fries in the interviewers office.                 ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Man wore jogging suit to interview for position as financial vice president.               ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Interrupted to phone his his therapist for advice on answering specific interview questions.                 ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
When I asked about his hobbies , got up and started to tap-dance around my office.                 ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Said he wasn't interested because the position paid too much.                 ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
An applicant came in wearing one shoe. Said the other was stolen off her foot on the bus.                 ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
His attache case opened up when he picked it up and the contents spilled revealing ladies undergarments, assorted make-up and perfume.                 ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Asked if I wanted some cocaine before starting the interview.                 ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
She threw up on my desk and immediatley started asking questions about the job like nothing happened.                 ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Pointing to a black case he carried into my office,he said that if he wasn't hired the bomb would go off. disbelieving , I began to state why he would never be hired and I would call the police , he reached down to the case, flipped a switch and ran. No one was injured but I did need to get a new desk.
Thought for the day:
Work is a fine thing if it dosen't take too much of your spare time.

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