How many Episcopalions does it take to
change a light bulb?
10, one to actually change the light bulb and the other 9 to say how
much they liked the old one.
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How many Pentecostals does it take to change a light bulb?
25, one to screw it in the new lamp
and 2 dozen to bind the power of darkness
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How many charismatics to screw in a light bulb?
21, one to change the bulb and 20 to share the experiece.
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How many Southern Baptists to change a light bulb?
one to plan when the light bulb will be changed , one to change it
and the rest of the congregation to donate food for the pot-luck to
welcome the bulb.
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How many Amish does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What is a light bulb?
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how many Anglicans does it take to change a Light bulb?
5, one to put in the new one and four to admire the old one.
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How many Mennonites does it take to screw in a light bulb?
3, one to screw in the bulb,a pastor to supervise and a board
member to make sure the activity does not resemble dancing in any way.
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How many Evangelists does it take to
change a light bulb?
only one, but the light bulb must repent from its darkness and
really want to be changed.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?
one, since his/her hands are in the air
anyway
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How many Liberals does it take to change a light bulb?
10, as they need to hold a debate into whether or not the light bulb
exists. Even if they agree upon the existence of the bulb they may not
go ahead and change
it for fear of alienating those who use
fluorescent bulbs.
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How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
one, but they are still in the darkness.
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How many Jehovah's Witness does it take to change a light bulb?
all of them, one to change the bulb, and some to stand on the
corner, and the rest to knock on doors proclaming the light
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