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Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

The world is full of willing people -- some willing to work and some willing to let them. - Robert Frost.

After all is said and done, more is said than done.

Note on a door: Out to lunch... if not back by five, out for dinner also.

Notice: The only person getting his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.

People who do the world's real work don't usually wear neckties.

Quote from the Boss: I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.

I used to work in a muffler factory, until I got exhausted.

Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings; they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

I may take your call and sound like I am smiling but you have no idea what I am doing on my end... like laughing at your account balance?

Quitters never win, and winners never quit, but those who never quit AND never win are idiots.

Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.(bovinal excremental reoccurance)

Indecision is the key to flexibility.

There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.

"Getting to work on time...........makes the day sooooo long!!"

"I was looking for another job when I found this one."

.............and theo's final on the job quote:

"We the willing
lead by the unknowing
have done so much
with so little
for so long
that we are now qualified
to do anything with nothing."

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