Updated with a 3rd vehicles page (the Lude rides no more) and a Links/contact page. 8/11/03
Welcome to the official (as if there was an unofficial) website of Pete/Petros/Peter/Cockman/Apollo/Pipe/Florida/MrOldLude.
Congratulations, by coincidence or luck, you have found :

THE LORD OF SARCASM'S HOUSE
Well, the Lord of Sarcasm webpage is an official work in progress.  To be technical it'll never be complete till I run out of webspace.    So let's say for now, it is complete, and that I'll occassionally add page and fix links.  I know for the HTML purists, using Yahoo-builder(idiot-builder) undermines the right to even include personal works upon the internet.  But frankly I could care less what the purists believe anyway.
So, included now will be the more important aspects of my life.  For the selfless individuals, it'll be a relief to them, in that this site has now taken less of a slant towards Myself.  On a lighter note, I realize that since the days of creating the original page, I'm dramatically different.  Not outwardly really, but on the return to destroy everything I had once created, I commented to my self many times, "What in hell was I thinking???"  Additionally, my writing ability fluctuates from day to day.  Don't be surprised if certain pages are "OK" while others are crudely-written crap.  I'm lucky to touch this page more than once every six or so months. 
For this first installment, I've been working on including:
  <note-only certain sections' links will work.  Others will too as soon as I create them.>
         --A
pic section of myself.  Because everynow and again, someone will pester me with the bit of trite, "Gotta pic???"
         --A section of
Pete's vehicles.  They have brought me much grief and joy.  One could only expect more from a puppy.  Included are my ramblings of the 1989 Honda Prelude Si (updated).
         --A section for
Pete's recipes.  A few of my recipes including the female-seducing chicken alfredo recipe.
         --A section of various pics of
my friends.  Sure they all might be spiteful, ignorant, and self loathing bastards, but I like em.
        --Just in case getting a hold of me might be cool (which I doubt) I have provided a page for
Links and Contact Info
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