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Christina the Clown
Hair or Hay?
Coming To A Streetcorner Near You
The Mismatched Wonder

LET'S GET SERIOUS
Rolling Stone: Who Has The Skankier Cover?
Did Christina Get Implants?
Truths, Revelations, Predictions and Stuff Teenies Will Never Understand
Frequently Asked Questions

HUMOR
Bits o' News
Christina's Ditzy Quotes
Wanted: Female Pop Star
The Four Types of Hatemail
New Sponsor of the Christina Aguilera Tour
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