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- "'I'm sorry 'Ms.' Iverson. I just can't fit my lunch break into the tight parameters you set. To me a lunch hour isn't an hour -it's a state of mind. I'm sorry if it's welfare check day and they'll be hobbling in in groves. Don't blame me for *having* a job, why don't you blame some of the people who can't hold down jobs but take cabs all the time anyway?' I look at Ms. Manythroats and it's like,'Who would screw you?' She should be bisexual. It would increase her chances. But someday I'll go crazy. I'll eat pancakes on her grave! Forget my diet! Screw the bank I work for, screw the bank! I'll be quitting soon. Screw the bank."
- "I'd drop from a tree. It's so obvious I'd have to get the jump on old Ian. I'd sleep in the tree, and then I'd wait till he was going to work, and then I'd just fall. And then I'd pick up some of his lawn and club him with it. I'd club him with his own lawn! And, and as he stood there with his corduroy pants wiggling like legs of a sick insect I'd take the chip off my shoulder and shove it down his throat."
- "I have to go before I start crying."
- "I'm sorry I ate so much of your cookie."
- "And the nude is almost ready."
- "Each day that you rollerblade is your Valentines day-ay."
- "I think of all the people who have fouled me, therefore shall die."
- "I did all my hash in grade seven. Thought I was gonna say ten, didn't ya? Uh uh. The thing I hate about hash, apart from the revolting taste, was the way it made your eyes stare inside your tiny little body."
- "Because you are the one. You are the unspoiled virgin bride. You are the blond canvas on which I paint my future. Don't you remember? You smiled at me in a croissantene. We never spoke; we didn't have to. You chose me. Now I stand outside your window waiting. I stand there when you go to sleep I become calm. I can fel my heartbeat slow down, and beat...just...like...yours."
- "Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. I gotta stop you and your revolutionaries from taking over this country."
- "Each day is a gift."
- "Respectfully though, shut the fuck up!"
- "Well then, will you get me something to eat before I chew my fucking hand off."
- "Dick's going down! Dick's going down!"
- "Nobody must know my secret."
- "This urine is great."
- "The night of the cow!"
- "Cuz if you're fat, you'll end up living in a trailor park, gossiping, and craving country and western music."
- "I darn near puked."
- "we forgot to talk."
- "No, I'm not always blabbing. Why don't you just shut up, alright?"
- "Nobody's looking, nobody can hear me. WHAT do I care anyways?"
- "Hey, look at me! I'm the king!"
- "I'm a hero to these people!"
- "I went crazy, I put cheese in my coffee"
- "Well, that was after I called Mcneil a buttock smoocher."
- "Soup in a bag, Fran? Soup in a bag? A man works all morning, and he's subject to soup in a bag?"
- "Yeah, a lot of quality time on my hands, to watch you like a hawk, friend!"
- "In England they only have one spoon."
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