Welcome to my Scott Thompson quotes page! Check out my favorite quotes!!
- "Apparently, the purple-clad gender bending rock star Prince, is not really a prince at all. Just some guy from Minnesota. What a liar!"
- "Hey, that man stole my oranges!"
- "I want sausages! SAUSAGES!!!!"
- "Don't put salt in your eyes."
- "I got cardboard bum from sleeping on cardboard."
- "No, I'm the guy who shaved his privates."
- "'Go be screwed officer', copper say 'pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, ai. Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, ai. Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow!'"
- "Damn them all!"
- "I used to be straight, but now I'm gay, I think the drug made me this way."
- "I'm not a complete slut!"
- "I think I've lost interest in muffins."
- "Oh, mom, by the way, I'm becoming an Indian woman."
- "Okay, what's up your butt?"
- "It's my third eye. It's to see inside myself."
- "Ever since I was young, I knew one thing, I like to wear sheets."
- "I have to go plant the sheep."
- "Enough of this jubdawubdadubda."
- "I want drink, and you have key to mini bar!"
- "Hey alligator, don't eat Bruno ah!"
- "Try it now. Try it now. TRY IT NOW!!!"
- "WHAT!!!!!!!"
- "I hope they beat him. I do."
- "Mom, Dad told me this teddy bears' picnic story that sounds like utter bullshit to me."
- "Take those rubber boobs off your feet."
- "No thank youp."
- "That's not really my daughter, that's my wofe."
- "Take a sit in my favorite chain."
- "It's like you don't know whether it's a shit or a fart, but you let 'er rip anyway."
- "So, I have to pee in the sink."
- "You were supposed to wait until I was out of the area!"
- "Well, Brian, we did your stupid sketch."
- "I've never seen you look sexier."
- "She pretends not to understand me. So I hit her. She overreacts. Dies. You know, Europeans."
- "Everytime I come to this city, some guy picks me up at the bus station, takes me to a Leaf game, gets me pissed, then tries to do me. Why can't people like me for me?"
- "Beat up my father? Are you kidding!"
- "So, come on faggos, let's sing! Everybody! Come on all you faggos!"
- "Always put salt in your eyes."
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Hey folks, that's all for now, but there'll be more!
