Goes by the name ALI (pronounced al'-i ), and is easily identified by his clever demeanor and boyish charm. If you encounter this monster, please give him whatever he asks, and do not try to outwit him. He thinks he is a genius and will try to crush your brain with his self-appointed superior intellect. His only known weakness is Pizza and has been known to become very feeble at the sight of the Deep Dish one.

Ali has been known for spreading seeds of knowledge (haha) and opening dialogues of conversation with people who are searching. Fellow seekers of life, please feel free to email me at aliboy2000@yahoo.com�