-------------------- Yes = No. No = Yes. Maybe = No. I'm sorry = You'll be sorry... We need = I want. It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what ever you want = You'll pay for this later. We need to talk = I need to complain. Sure go ahead = I don't want you to. I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron! You're so manly = You need a shave, and you sweat a lot. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs. This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house. I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper. I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep. Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive. How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate. I'll be ready in a minute = I'll be ages but do NOT put the TV back on. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me. Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead,]
I'm hungry = I'm hungry. I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy. I'm tired = I'm tired. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. Nice dress! = Nice cleavage! You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you. What's wrong? = What stupid self inflicted psychological trauma is it now? What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question? I'm bored = Do you want to have sex? I love you = Let's have sex now! I love you, too = Okay, I said it. Now can we have sex? Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before. Let's talk = I'll impress you by showing you I am a deep guy - then maybe sex?