Three proofs that Jesus was...

Flavio Augusto Picchi (1o DI)

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 THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH

He went into his father business;

He lived at home until the age of 33;

He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN

His first name was Jesus;

He was always in trouble with the law;

His mother did not know who his father was.

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN

He talked with his hands;

He had wine with every meal;

He worked on the building trades.

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK

He called everybody “brother”;

He had no permanent address;

Nobody would hire him.  

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN

He never cut his hair;

He walked around barefoot;

He invented a new religion.

  THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BRAZILIAN

He survived on miracles;

He was harassed by the government and politicians;

He never had any money.

 THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS FRENCH

He never changed his clothes;

    He only washed his feet;

    He did not speak any English.