Well folks, here it is. It's been a couple of years and about 10 pages, and I think I've learned a lot since my very first endeavor into the realm of creating webpages. I learned how to edit images in a motley collection of image editors, and after completing my Aunt Bonny's resume, I feel that I have a pretty solid grasp on tables. I've fallen in love with a big galoot (who, coincidentally also writes some pretty impressive webpages), graduated from UMBC, and learned how to write run-on sentences like a champ. Well, okay, I've always been pretty good at that last one. So here it is. The new webpage. Sit back, relax, give your loved one a remote control so they don't notice you're gone, and surf my pages. Or, go watch mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows. Your call.
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to my web-dwelling. Come back soon!
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