The Dark Ages will someday be the Good Old Days.
Smile- it will bug your enemies.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but boiling oil is worse.
Never use a broadsword for a shoehorn.
The Vandals are in Spain.
The Goths are sacking Rome.
The Huns are in Austria.
Everyone is traveling this summer except us!
Always wash your hands before eating- you get a better grip on your food.
Don't pick a lilly - pick a fight.
A Viking should never marry - it makes him mean.
If you prefer the peek-a-boo look, try chain mail.
Everybody likes to be missed, even if it's only by a rock.
A clout on the head is Nature's way of telling you to protect yourself.
Moderation is good- but don't overdo it.
